From "The Rockford Files: Forced Retirement (#4.11)"
[Rockford, as Jimmy Joe Meeker, has barged into Lessing's office
] It's funny sometimes how people get invited to a picnic and never eat no chicken.
I've never been to a picnic. Now, there's a door over there and I suggest you go through it before Virgil here helps you off with your hat.
Ah, now I understand that kind of talk, I do. My daddy used to say,"When you look a man right in the eye it's hard to get your hand on his wallet."
How insightful. Virgil, throw this sodbuster out.