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: Good morning, darling! Plunkett Senior
: Good morning dear! Well, our son is an idiot! Mrs. Plunkett
: We've known that for years, haven't we, darling? Plunkett Senior
: Well, this time he has surpassed himself. The ghosts are furious! Mrs. Plunkett
: Why? Plunkett Senior
: Well, they've heard that that Jim Brogan fellow is going to move the castle to Malibu! Mrs. Plunkett
: Oh, how nice! All that sunshine and all those movie stars! Plunkett Senior
: No respectable ghost would live in California!
: [Peter is about to hang himself
] Oh! Taking the easy way out, you naughty boy! Peter Plunkett
: Mother, please! This is not easy, this is very, very difficult!
: Your father's so worried, he's tearing his hair out! Peter Plunkett
: Mother, father has been dead for a decade Mrs. Plunkett
: And what about your grandmother? How do you think she feels? Peter Plunkett
: Mother, grandmother is dead too! Mrs. Plunkett
: She's still upset
: [sees Jack, about Mary
] You do love her, don't you? Jack
: Yeah, I guess I do. I - I don't know. Mrs. Plunkett
: Then what's the problem then? Jack
: She's a ghost. She's dead, I'm alive.
: How do you know all this? Mrs. Plunkett
] I'm married to one.