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: Father Tony... What are you doing in the pool? Brother Tony
: The Lord works in mysterious ways.
: So, I was seeing this guy and he's a devil worshiper, right? Well, he's a hairdresser really, but he devil-worships on the side. And we booked this dumb tour because, you know, he likes ghosts, dead gerbils, that kind of thing... and he ran off with this Bhuddist monk! I mean, how I was supposed to know he was gay? So what about you, are you gay too? Brother Tony
: Uh, no, I'm not. I'm - I'm chaste! Miranda
: Just kidding! Trick question!
: [after the hotel staff has 'performed', the hall is left in darkness
] Where did they all go? Sharon
: Don't ask. They might come back.