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: Are you ready to start the inventory, Cora? Cora Hudson
: Certainly, Fredzo. Frederick McConnell
: And don't call me "Fredzo," it sounds like a detergent!
: Fredzo, it's only 11 o'clock. You're not usually a wiener before noon.
: Grandma Hudson, thank you for letting me work today. I need the money so I can buy my mom a birthday present. Cora Hudson
: Oh well, that's alright, Eugene. What are you gonna buy her? Eugene
: The best present in the WHOLE world: a catcher's mitt! Cora Hudson
: Wow, that's great! And it'll go so well with those shin-guards you gave her last year!
: Now tell me, what's the poop around here? Mork
: Oh, let's scoop! We'll dish 'til dawn. First of all, Mindy got a job, I got a job, Carter lost a job - awwww! I wondered why peanut butter was getting so expensive. And uh, Brooke Shields turned 40 on her 15th birthday, coleslaw's hard to reheat, and also, they put Walter Cronkite out to stud. Watch out, Grandma!
: Okay, so your presents weren't very practical, but it doesn't matter. Mindy McConnell
: Oh Mork, dad's right. It's not the gift, it's the thought that counts. Cora Hudson
: That's true, Mork, it is the thought. Mork
: Thoughts are important? Frederick McConnell
: Well, of course! Mork
: I should've given you one of those for Christmas! Cora Hudson
: You can give a thought? Mork
: No, but you can give it to yourselves, I can make it happen!
: If I should go belly up tomorrow, you can put "She saw it all" on my tombstone. Frederick McConnell
: What are you talking about? Cora Hudson
: Well, I've met a man from outer-space, but that's nothing compared to that student out in back! This bozo looks so WEIRD! He makes Mork look like a Republican! Mork
: Whoa, my kinda guy! Do you think I should observe him? Cora Hudson
: Somebody should keep him under observation!
[Exidor and his imaginary friends enter
: Step aside! Don't push! We can't all get through the door at the same time!