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: Are you ready to start the inventory, Cora? Cora Hudson
: Certainly, Fredzo. Frederick McConnell
: And don't call me "Fredzo," it sounds like a detergent!
: Daddy! How's the nicest, sweetest, most wonderful father in the world? Frederick McConnell
: I have something for you. Two FREE tickets to tonight's basketball game. You're taking Mork. Frederick McConnell
: That's the nicest thing you've given me since the chicken pox.
: How was your night in jail? Mork
: Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Mindy McConnell
: Oh, what trouble? Mork
: Nobody knows!
: There's an old Orkan phrase about that: If one cannot trust oneself, then one cannot trust another. Mindy McConnell
: Oh, that's nice. Mork
: I'm not finished. And if one cannot trust another, then others cannot trust another, and then others cannot trust others, and finally, who can one trust? Frederick McConnell
: Does everybody on Ork talk like that? Mork
: Well, we don't have sex, we've gotta do something.
: Mork and I have decided to get married. Fred McConnell
: Over my dead body! Mork
: That'll trip us, Pop, but it won't stop us.
: I'm gonna be your son-in-law and you can just call me Meathead! Fred McConnell
: You can count on it.
: Okay, so your presents weren't very practical, but it doesn't matter. Mindy McConnell
: Oh Mork, dad's right. It's not the gift, it's the thought that counts. Cora Hudson
: That's true, Mork, it is the thought. Mork
: Thoughts are important? Frederick McConnell
: Well, of course! Mork
: I should've given you one of those for Christmas! Cora Hudson
: You can give a thought? Mork
: No, but you can give it to yourselves, I can make it happen!
[Mearth cries when his model train stops working
] Fred McConnell
: Mearth, it's alright, it's just a few loose connections on the transformer. It's old and it doesn't work very well anymore. Mork
: You understand, son, like the Nielsen ratings.
: If I should go belly up tomorrow, you can put "She saw it all" on my tombstone. Frederick McConnell
: What are you talking about? Cora Hudson
: Well, I've met a man from outer-space, but that's nothing compared to that student out in back! This bozo looks so WEIRD! He makes Mork look like a Republican! Mork
: Whoa, my kinda guy! Do you think I should observe him? Cora Hudson
: Somebody should keep him under observation!
[Exidor and his imaginary friends enter
: Step aside! Don't push! We can't all get through the door at the same time!