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Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggmann (Character)
from "Laverne & Shirley" (1976)

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"Laverne & Shirley: The Slow Child (#3.15)" (1978)
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: She's a retard, a dummy!
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: [Amy cries and runs out of the Pizza Bowl] Amy!
[grabs Squiggy]
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: You know who the dummy is? YOU ARE!
[shoves Squiggy against a table and knocks it down]

Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: [enters dressed in a kilt, an elf's hat and green stockings] Hoy there! Hello lads and lasses and children in the sea, I have come to pick your baloney stones.

Laverne DeFazio: Hey Squiggy, do you know the Purple Fiends?
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: Know 'em? They beat me up three times.

Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: [looking at Squiggy's leprechaun costume with a kilt, a green elf's hat, green stockings and a green jacket with curled coat tails] Boy don't you look sensational?
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: Yeah yeah, I would'a got you one but they didn't have a leprechaun costume in a 42 Husky.

"Laverne & Shirley: The Driving Test (#3.19)" (1978)
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: I've already totaled two trucks, squashed Booboo Kitty, and I ain't even got out of the living room yet!

Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: [Squiggy's drunk] You smell like you work in a brewery.
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: I smell like I *did* work in a brewery.

"Laverne & Shirley: The Road to Burbank (#6.8)" (1981)
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: Mrs. Squiggman.
Shirley Feeney: Don't ever call me that!
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: Why not?
Shirley Feeney: Let me put it to you this way. If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, the human race would die out.
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: We could always adopt.

"Happy Days: Fonzie's Funeral: Part 2 (#6.23)" (1979)
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggmann: The Fonz was the nicest guy what ever beat me up.

"Laverne & Shirley: The Third Annual Shotz Talent Show (#4.16)" (1979)
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: [to Laverne] I got hit with a lamp that looked just like your father!

"Laverne & Shirley: Drive! She Said (#2.1)" (1976)
Laverne DeFazio: It's like some people have a fear of heights, or water, or the dark.
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: Well I know about that, Lenny's scared of all those things.
Laverne DeFazio: Then you understand how I feel, right?
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: No because even I know how to drive!

"Laverne & Shirley: Mother Knows Worst (#1.15)" (1976)
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: Very nice meeting you, Mrs. Feeney. You know you're Shirley's mom and to me that makes you kind of a sacred cow.