Ralph Malph
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Ralph Malph (Character)
from "Happy Days" (1974)

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"Happy Days: Potsie Gets Pinned (#5.15)" (1978)
Ralph Malph: [Ralph Malph has rubbed his lips with olive oil all day] Hey Fonz, big doings, huh?
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [Fonzie sniffs and smells the olive oil on Ralph's lips] What's wrong with you, Malph? You smell like a salad.

"Happy Days: Ah, Wilderness (#7.15)" (1980)
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Malph, I want to ask you a question since you're the college man... what do bears eat?
Ralph Malph: Oh this oughtta be a good one. I don't know, what DO they eat?
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: What're you asking me for?
Ralph Malph: I thought it was a riddle.
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [looks up, nods to Ralph's head] Lightning bolt, right here!

"Happy Days: The Motorcycle (#3.2)" (1975)
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: [Referring to Ralph's offer to sell his car to buy the new bike he's showing him] Nah, you don't have to do that. I'll pay for the bike myself.
Ralph Malph: [Excited] What a pal! What a pal!
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: You're gonna work with me down at the garage until it's paid for, though.
Ralph Malph: [Way less enthused] What a pal. What a pal.