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: You've been recommended as the best pickpocket stoolie in the business. Moe Williams
: What kind of talk is that, calling me a stoolie? I was brought up to report any injustice to the police authority. I call that being a solid citizen. Candy
: But you get paid for it. Moe Williams
: You gonna knock it?
: You got any Happy Money? Candy
: Happy Money? Moe Williams
: Yeah, money that's gonna make me happy.
: What's the matter with you? Playing footsie with the Commies! Skip McCoy
: You waving the flag, too? Moe Williams
: Listen, I knew you since you was a little kid. You was always a regular kind of crook. I never figured you for a louse. Skip McCoy
: Stop, you're breaking my heart. Moe Williams
: Even in our crummy line of business you gotta draw the line somewhere.
: I have to go on making a living so I can die. But even a fancy funeral ain't worth waiting for if I've gotta do business with crumbs like you.
: I've got almost enough to buy both the stone and the plot. Capt. Dan Tiger
: If you lost that kitty, it's Potter's Field. Moe Williams
: This I do not think is a very funny joke, Captain Tiger! Capt. Dan Tiger
: I just meant you ought to be careful how you carry your bankroll. Moe Williams
: Look, Tiger, if I was to be buried in Potter's Field, it would just about kill me.
: Ask a silly question, you get a dopey look.
: You'd sell anybody for buttons. Moe Williams
: Yeah, but not to *you*, Mister!
: Listen, Mister. When I come in here tonight, you seen an old clock runnin' down. I'm tired. I'm through. Happens to everybody sometime. It'll happen to you too, someday. With me it's a little bit of everything. Backaches and headaches. I can't sleep nights. It's so hard to get up in the morning, and get dressed and walk the streets. Climb the stairs. I go right on doin' it! Well, what am I gonna do, knock it? I have to go on makin' a livin'... so I can die. But even a fancy funeral ain't worth waitin' fer if I gotta do bus'ness with crumbs like you.