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: You have excellent taste. He's a creep. A certifiable, bona fide, double-digit IQ, creep. Claudia Blaisdel
: Yeah. Larry Armstrong
: As a matter of fact, that guy is the sovereign state of Michigan's gift to creepdom. Now, on the other hand, eh, I'm generably regarded as fairly likeable, reasonably good looking, I'm a whiz at my job. Claudia Blaisdel
: And very modest.
: [to Krystle
] Don't you be nice to me, because I'm not here to be nice to you. I'm not here by accident, either. I called your house to see where you were.
: I just don't want to feel hurt anymore. Am I wrong? Steven Carrington
: No, you're not wrong. Wrong is when you hurt somebody. That's the only wrong I know.
: They were faceless to me. Then one night last week I had a terrible feeling I was meeting one of them. Dr. Jordan
: Where? The butcher's? The baker's? Outside of Lucy Sorella's brothel?
: Here it is: meat loaf à la 'I didn't know we were having company until too late'.
: Good afternoon. Do you know where you'll be spending eternity? Claudia Blaisdel
: I'm sorry, I don't have the time right now. Jehovah's Witness
: How do you know you won't be going to hell? Claudia Blaisdel
: Because I've already been there.
: [about their relationship
] It's lousy, Matthew! It's got all the flash and fire of two snails mating. Matthew Blaisdel
: Snails are hermaphroditic. They mate by themselves. Claudia Blaisdel
: I'm beginning to understand why.
Claudia Blaisdel Carrington
: You've made a prostitute out of me. Cecil Colby
: I taught you how to use sex for gain. And it apparently upsets you. Claudia Blaisdel Carrington
: It disgusts me. Cecil Colby
: How naive you are for a bright young woman, Claudia. Don't you know that if you want something in this world, you have to pay for it?
: Steven loves his father, Alexis. And he loves you, too - very much. And that's the way it should be. But if you can't accept an equal display of affection from Steven to both of his parents, that's your problem. Please don't try and make it mine.
: Look, I never went to college, you know. I'm not blaming you for that. Claudia Blaisdel
: I made you a mother at 16. Claudia Blaisdel
: You didn't do it by yourself, you know.