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Richard (Character)
from "10 Items or Less" (2006)

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"10 Items or Less: Turkey Bowling (#3.1)" (2009)
Richard: I sold the turkey.
Leslie: Why?
Richard: Because we're a grocery store. That's what we're supposed to do.
Leslie: I'm bowling with the turkey!

Richard: Real men bowl with balls.

"10 Items or Less: Amy Strikes Back (#2.6)" (2008)
Leslie: [unhooded] It's you. Where am I?
Todd: We're not telling you where you are, man. You're in a remote location.
Mrs. Mednick: [walks in on them] Oh.
Richard: Mother!
Mrs. Mednick: Don't you kids want to sit upstairs?
Richard: No! We're deprogramming Leslie, I told you we need privacy.
Mrs. Mednick: Oh, you're de-pro... can I watch?
Richard: No! Now go!
Leslie: Richard lives with his mother!
[busts out laughing]

"10 Items or Less: Dollar Day Afternoon (#2.1)" (2008)
Leslie: I want you to know, Ingrid, your a member of this family, and we will always, always love you.
Richard: But not trust her.
Leslie: No no, the trust is gone.

"10 Items or Less: Dances with Groceries (#3.7)" (2009)
Leslie: This is the butt of the store.
Richard: [sitting in trash bin] I know that, Leslie.
Leslie: This is where the waste comes out. And if you're going to get zero carbon footprint, this is where the rubber meets the road.

"10 Items or Less: Bag It (#1.5)" (2006)
Officer Chet Kopecky: May I have the rule book please, Amy Anderson.
Richard: [interjecting] Page 23.

"10 Items or Less: First Time (#2.4)" (2008)
Richard: You're a very weepy straight man.

"10 Items or Less: The Milk Man (#3.6)" (2009)
Richard: You're supposed to cleanse when someone passes away.
Leslie: This is familiar to me. I feel comfortable. That's why I'm wearing dad's pajamas.
Richard: You're wearing his pajamas?
Leslie: And uh, you probably don't want me to use his toothbrush, either.