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: I sold the turkey. Leslie
: Why? Richard
: Because we're a grocery store. That's what we're supposed to do. Leslie
: I'm bowling with the turkey!
: Real men bowl with balls.
] It's you. Where am I? Todd
: We're not telling you where you are, man. You're in a remote location. Mrs. Mednick
: [walks in on them
] Oh. Richard
: Mother! Mrs. Mednick
: Don't you kids want to sit upstairs? Richard
: No! We're deprogramming Leslie, I told you we need privacy. Mrs. Mednick
: Oh, you're de-pro... can I watch? Richard
: No! Now go! Leslie
: Richard lives with his mother!
[busts out laughing
: I want you to know, Ingrid, your a member of this family, and we will always, always love you. Richard
: But not trust her. Leslie
: No no, the trust is gone.
: This is the butt of the store. Richard
: [sitting in trash bin
] I know that, Leslie. Leslie
: This is where the waste comes out. And if you're going to get zero carbon footprint, this is where the rubber meets the road.
Officer Chet Kopecky
: May I have the rule book please, Amy Anderson. Richard
] Page 23.
: You're a very weepy straight man.
: You're supposed to cleanse when someone passes away. Leslie
: This is familiar to me. I feel comfortable. That's why I'm wearing dad's pajamas. Richard
: You're wearing his pajamas? Leslie
: And uh, you probably don't want me to use his toothbrush, either.