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Carl (Character)
from "10 Items or Less" (2006)

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"10 Items or Less: Amy Strikes Back (#2.6)" (2008)
Leslie: We all have things that we would be embarrassed of being released on the Internet. Carl, remember the incident with the kumquats?
Carl: Those weren't ripe.

Amy Anderson: Can I please speak with you in private?
Leslie: Yeah. Okay. We'll go up to my office.
Carl: Leave the door open.
Leslie: Okay Carl!
Amy Anderson: I'm a woman who has sexual needs, forgive me!
Leslie: We're all women with sexual needs. We know what you mean.

"10 Items or Less: What Women Want (#1.4)" (2006)
Leslie: You don't have a sister, do ya?
Carl: She can't, she's in a home.

Carl: You know, my mom gave me one piece of advice. She said, just cuz it feels good doesn't mean you shouldn't lock the bathroom door and turn on the fan.
Todd: What?

"10 Items or Less: Dances with Groceries (#3.7)" (2009)
Leslie: My Shawnee Indian roots, guess what, are at odds with my capitalist grocer roots. Do you know what the Indians do when they kill a bison? Carl?
Carl: Aw wow, I didn't know there was gonna be a test.

"10 Items or Less: First Time (#2.4)" (2008)
[first lines]
Leslie: Carl, you don't chug the Coffee Mate by itself.
Carl: It doesn't say not to do it.
Leslie: It doesn't say not to peel your skin off with a carrot peeler. Okay?

"10 Items or Less: The Miracle Worker (#1.2)" (2006)
Carl: I may be crazy, but I'm real.

"10 Items or Less: The Ren Fair (#2.8)" (2008)
Carl: I checked the wheels. Righty tighty, lefty loose... wait.

"10 Items or Less: The Milk Man (#3.6)" (2009)
Leslie: You stick your tongue down when you do mouth-to-mouth?
Carl: I fell asleep in the training videos.

"10 Items or Less: To Heir Is Human (#2.3)" (2008)
Carl: [trying to talk over loud accordion] To celebrate your beauty.
Yolanda: To celebrate my booty?