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: We all have things that we would be embarrassed of being released on the Internet. Carl, remember the incident with the kumquats? Carl
: Those weren't ripe.
: Can I please speak with you in private? Leslie
: Yeah. Okay. We'll go up to my office. Carl
: Leave the door open. Leslie
: Okay Carl! Amy Anderson
: I'm a woman who has sexual needs, forgive me! Leslie
: We're all women with sexual needs. We know what you mean.
: You don't have a sister, do ya? Carl
: She can't, she's in a home.
: You know, my mom gave me one piece of advice. She said, just cuz it feels good doesn't mean you shouldn't lock the bathroom door and turn on the fan. Todd
: My Shawnee Indian roots, guess what, are at odds with my capitalist grocer roots. Do you know what the Indians do when they kill a bison? Carl? Carl
: Aw wow, I didn't know there was gonna be a test.
: Carl, you don't chug the Coffee Mate by itself. Carl
: It doesn't say not to do it. Leslie
: It doesn't say not to peel your skin off with a carrot peeler. Okay?
: I may be crazy, but I'm real.
: I checked the wheels. Righty tighty, lefty loose... wait.
: You stick your tongue down when you do mouth-to-mouth? Carl
: I fell asleep in the training videos.
: [trying to talk over loud accordion
] To celebrate your beauty. Yolanda
: To celebrate my booty?