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: [after Andrea gloats
] Actually, I do know how boyfriends are. Chelsea
] Yeah, she does. Raven
: Yeah, cause I have one. Chelsea
: Yeah, she does? Raven
: He makes your Jean-Paul look like French Toast! Chelsea
: FRENCH TOAST! Raven
: He is smart, independent, and totally there for me. And he is Eddie. Chelsea
: Eddie? Eddie
: Bon Jovi ya'll. Raven
: Oh you say the cutest things. Come on Boo. Eddie
: Who's Boo. Raven
: Boo, you.
: [talking to group of students
] I was strolling down the Chanze A Lizee when this photographer came up to me and asks, "Aren't you Tyra Banks?"
: [chomping on gum
] Look at her. She thinks she's all perfect just because she lives in Europe, shops in Europe, goes to school in Europe, drinks in Europe, eats in Europe... Chelsea
: [pulls Raven's arm
] Rae, Rae, we get it now. Europe thing, not good.
[also chomps on gum
: This has been the worst day of my life. Andrea
: This has been the best day of my life. So, aren't you going to introduce me to your cheer squad? You're the captian, aren't you? Raven
: Uh, yeah. Let's go meet the squad.
[goes toward cheerleaders
: OK, diving position girls. 2, 4, 6, 8 that is the way we like to... count! Ok, Jennifer you work on that, Angie, ya need some help.
: Bonjour boys! boys in school hall
: [tip their glasses
] Bonjour! Andrea
: Ah, American boys are so cute! If only Jean-Paul wasn't waiting for me back in Paris. You know how boyfriends are Ravee. Oh, that's right! You don't! Raven
: Actually, I do know how boyfriends are. Chelsea
: [speaking nervously
] Yeah, she does. Raven
: 'Cause I have one. Chelsea
: [continues speaking nervously
] Y-yeah, she does. Raven
: And he makes Jean-Paul look like French toast. Chelsea
: French toast! Raven
: He is charming, cute, and there for me. And he is-Eddie. Chelsea
] Eddie? Eddie
: Bonjour yall. Andrea
: Eddie's your boyfriend. Raven
: Yes, and there are a million things we'd rather do. Come on boo. Eddie
: Who's boo? Raven
: Boo you.
: Well, I barely have time to read the yearbook! Cause I'm, uhh... head of the volleyball time and captain of the cheer... society. Eddie
: Cheer society? Raven
: Yes! It's new!
[Andrea looks confused
: We uhhh... cheer for the elderly. We're like gooooooooo
: old people!
: People, people! Listen to me, please, listen to me. Put down the pies! Do not maximize! You need to exercise! The scales will rise and so will your theighs! Eddie Thomas
: WHO WANTS SOME FRIES!
: Chill out Chels. Have a porta pie Chelsea Daniels
: Wait the food court has take now? Eddie
: Yeah I got bean and sausage! Actually i ate the bean... Ate the sausage too.
: Put the pies down! You got to excrsize! Or the scales will rise and so will yo thighs! Eddie
: Who wants some fries?
[Raven, Eddie, and Chelsea are in costume, pretending to be someone famous
: Everyone is looking at me. Why can't I just blend in?
[about Mr. Briggs
: He's looking me in the eye. Eddie Thomas
: [to Mr. Briggs
] Don't do that.
[Raven, Eddie, and Chelsea are in costume
: [to Eddie
] Papi, tell them who I be. Eddie Thomas
: Me? Raven
: You don't expect me to introduce me, do you? Eddie Thomas
: Uh... that's uh... Liz Anya. Raven
] Liz Anya? Eddie Thomas
] You was about to be Porka Choppa!
: [dressed as a rockstar
] Do you listen to music? Eddie
: Do you watch TV? Chelsea Daniels
: Do you carry a lunchbox?
: So, what's going on with you two? Chelsea
: Nothing. Raven
: Oh? 'Cause lately it kinda seemed like something Chelsea
: Well, sometimes nothing can seem like something... Raven
: And sometimes something can be something. Eddie
: Unless it's nothing. Raven
: Nothing yet or nothing at all because if it's nothing at all we can do it to-geth-er. Eddie
: Can't. Raven
: Why not? Chelsea
: Because if three people do nothing, then it kinda becomes something.
: Why didn't you tell me what you guys were up to? Chelsea
: I don't know, we knew if we told you, you know... you'd want you to control our every move. Raven
] Ooh! Ooh! I don't even wanna Think about y'all's moves! Eddie
: Well Rae, you're gonna have to 'cauze we're gonna do them...
[Dances His Hips Front to Back
: ...on Stage Raven
: What? My Dad runs a clean respectable business, Not having you and your nastyyy... Tonya
] And now the salsa-dance stylings of Eddie And Chelsea! Raven
: Sa... sa... salsa dancing? Tonya
: Yeah, sweety. What did you think they were doing? Raven
: Well I thought they were doing something, but a whole 'nother little something...
: The Three Musketeers! Eddie
: The Three Amigos! Chelsea
: The Three Blind Mice!
[Raven and Eddie give her a look
: Hey, that's really not fair. You guys took all the good ones.
: [Raven is in mid air after trying to leave the research office
] She belongs with us! Eddie
: She belongs with us! Raven
: I *belong* on the ground!
: Dr. Sleevemore does'nt like visitors during research hours. Eddie
: Research? Girl yall are melting cheese!
: Hey, Jake. You got barbecue sauce all over your shirt. Jake Haskell
: What? No I don't... Eddie
: [Eddie spills barbecue sauce all over Jake's shirt
] You do now.
: [looking around the tree
] So this is Old Oakey, huh?... Yeah, it ain't so bad. Eddie
: Yeah, I could kick it up here. Chelsea
: Aw, come on. You guys don't have to do that. Raven Baxter
: But we want to, Chels. Eddie
: And now that we're all up here, ain't nothin' gonna bring us down. Chelsea
: Hey, c'mon guys, let's sing it altogether. Raven Baxter
: [singing together
] On top of Old Oakey!
[the tree suddenly snaps and starts to tip over
] Raven Baxter
: Oh snap, for real!
[they all scream as the tree fall over with them on it. Senorita Rodriguez runs to the window
] Senorita Rodriguez
: [calling down
] Are you guys okay? Raven Baxter
: Yeah. Senorita Rodriguez
] Well, now Old Oakey is on top of you!
] Senorita Rodriguez
: Oh, I crack myself up!
[after Eddie just fed her a Jalopeno Pepper Popper
: What? You picked a potentially painful pepper popper to pop into my pecker? Eddie
[Miss Petuto and Arthur are admiring the Raven statue
: It's like there's a pressure building from within. Eddie
: [running up
] I wouldn't stand too close.
[Raven hides behind a bale of hay
: How do I look? Eddie
: Rae, the bale's not hiding the booty.
: [Raven and Chealsea Are watching a tape and they hug
] Aww... doesnt that make you wanna go Raven Baxter
, Chelsea Daniels
: Did you get the necklace? Raven Baxter
: Yeah, and we still have time left. Oh look, a shoe sale! Eddie Thomas
: No the plan was to get in and out we got in now let's get out!
: Do you mean to tell me that one whole war started over a woman? Courtney Dearborn
: Well, imagine Beyonce got stolen by Canada.
: Okay, so Eddie, what kind of pancakes do you want? We got blueberry, boysenberry, raspberry, and strawberry. Eddie
: How about Halle Berry?
: I'm Sierra, Raven's new best friend. Chelsea
: Raven has a new best friend? Eddie
: She's just a little kid, Chelsea. Chelsea
: I gave her the best years of my life!
[after Eddie and Corey spray pillow feathers all over Nicki
: That darn Eddie! Nicki
: How am I supposed to go over there like this? Eddie
: Maybe you can fly.
: Yeah, but now, Rae, I have no boyfriend. Raven Baxter
: Yeah, well that guy is crazy because you have 'it' going on. Eddie Thomas
: Yeah, Chelsea, you have 'it' going on. Well, I mean not really, 'cause we're friends and friends don't look at other friend's 'its'.
: Guys! Guys! I have the funniest thing. Chelsea
: [laughs real hard
] That was hilarious! Raven
: Chels, he hasn't said the funny thing yet. Chelsea
: Or maybe you just don't get it Rae.
: I can't wait, Snookypuss. Eddie Thomas
: Me neither, Cookielips. Chelsea Daniels
: [watching Eddie and Chantel rub noses
] Aww, that is so sweet. Rae, how come we don't have any cute little nicknames? Raven Baxter
: [giving Chelsea an odd look
] Ok... Biscuithead. Chelsea Daniels
[Chelsea gives Raven a hug
: [tries having a vision but can't
] Uh... Katina
: Um, what's wrong? Eddie
: Uhhh I don't know. I can't see it anymore. Katina
: Well if you can't see the future, we have no future.
: Yo leg ain't broken. you was just to lazy to come down to the cleaners and pick them up
, Chelsea Daniels
: Hey! Rhonda
: Thats right I got yo chips! You on my list!