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: [Final lines
] I was reading a book the other day. Carlotta
: [Nearly trips
] Reading a book? Kitty
: Yes. It's all about civilization or something. A nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy says that machinery is going to take the place of every profession? Carlotta
: [Looking her over
] Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about.
: Politics? Ha! You couldn't get into politics. You couldn't get in anywhere. You couldn't even get in the mens' room at the Astor!
: I've told you a million times not to talk to me when I'm doing my lashes!
: So, you'd make a sucker out of me? Kitty
: Well, I certainly ain't tryin' to make a gentleman out of ya. But, I'm gonna be a lady if it kills me.
: [stage whispers during the dinner
] Go on, tell Jordan. Dan Packard
: Shut up. Kitty
: Go on and tell 'em. Dan Packard
: Shut up. Kitty
: If ya don't, you'll be sorry as long as you live. Dan Packard
: Shut up, shut up, shut up. Sh - shut up.
: Remember what I told you last week? Kitty Packard
: I don't remember what you told me a minute ago.
: That slug never wants to meet any refined people.
: [wearing a backless gown
] You know, my skin's terribly delicate and I don't dare expose it.
: Holy cat! Hand me that phone you nitwit!
: Gee, that sounds swell to me!
: [Talking on the phone
] Don't you want to know the date? Kitty
: Oh, sure, honey. Friday. A week from tonight. Dinner at Eight.
: Here's a new hat. Kitty
: Oh, goodie!
: Do you know why I'm going to Washington tonight? Because the President wants to consult me about the affairs of the nation. That's why. Kitty
: What's the matter with them. Dan Packard
: Everythings the matter with them. That's why he's sending for me.
: Doctor Talbot says that you're an extrovert and I'm a introvert. Dan Packard
: A what? Kitty
: A introvert, you dummy! And that's why I gotta be quiet a good deal and have time to reflect in. Dan Packard
: Reflect in? What have you got to reflect about? I have to think and act at the same time!
: Presidents and Washington and all those rummies! But you can't goes anywheres with me!
: Once in our life we get asked to a classy house and I got a new dress that will knock their eye out and we're going! Dan Packard
: We're not going! Kitty
: We are so!
: You big crook! You pull a dirty deal and it ruins my social chances!
: You never come and see me anymore unless I send for you. Dr. Wayne Talbot
: Now, listen, Kitty, I've been very busy. You know how busy I've been. Kitty
: But, I'm so lonely for you, Wayne. And you know how I need you! I don't do anything all day except just long for you. Dr. Wayne Talbot
: Well, why don't ya - why don't ya try and read?
: Yeah, you're so smart you're going land in jail some day.
: Tina, were are my slippers!
: How'd you like to be a Cabinet member's wife? Mingle with all the other Cabinet members' wives and the Ambassadors. Kitty
: Nertz! You're not going to drag me down to that graveyard. I seen their pictures in the papers, those girlies. A lot of sour-faced frumps with last year's clothes on. Pinning medals on girl scouts and pouring tea for the DARs and rolling Easter eggs on the White House lawn.
: A swell lot of fun I'd have. You go live in Washington! I can have a good time right here.
: I'm the works around here and I'll give you orders what to do! Kitty
: Who do you think you're talkin' to? That first wife of yours out in Montana? Dan Packard
: Now you leave her out of this. Kitty
: That poor mealy-faced thing, with her flat chest, that didn't have nerve enough to talk up to you?
: What are you going to do about it - you big gas bag?
: I like it in New York in the summer! Gee, I've had some swell times on Penthouse parties. Hattie Loomis
: All my life I've wanted to be a Penthouse girl. Ed Loomis
] Yeh, you'd be good at that.
: I was reading a book the other day. Carlotta
: [shocked at the thought
] Reading a book? Kitty
: Yes. It's all about civilization or something. A nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy said that machinery is going to take the place of every profession? Carlotta
: Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about.