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: Who is this clown? Albert Graves
: He's a private detective working for us. Lew Harper
: Yeah, I used to be a sheriff 'til I passed my literacy test.
: Aw, hell. Lew Harper
: Aw, hell.
: Are you going to rescue my Ralph for me? Albert Graves
: Oh, now Elaine, I don't want you to worry. Elaine Sampson
: How can I worry with men like you on the job? Sheriff
: Now there's a pretty brave woman. Lew Harper
: Yeah, gutty as hell.
: Did you meet Sampson's daughter? Lew Harper
: That ugly, skinny kid? Yeah, we passed in the night. Albert Graves
: [Takes out a cheesecake picture of Miranda
] Oh, Lew, isn't she incredible? Lew Harper
: Oh boy, you dirty old man. Albert Graves
: Go on. You think I'm too old. Lew Harper
: Nah. When she's a hundred, you only be a hundred and twenty-four. Albert Graves
: You think I'm old enough to be her father. Lew Harper
: You're old enough to be her *grandfather*. Albert Graves
: Ah, go to hell. Lew Harper
: Solid Citizen Albert, hung up on a chick at your age. That's a hoot!
: He was scum, Lew. I swear it.
: You were hired by a bitch to find scum. Lew Harper
: Yeah... every time I hope it's going to be Prince Charming sending me out to scout out Cinderella.