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Albert Graves (Character)
from Harper (1966)
Albert Graves: Did you meet Sampson's daughter?
Lew Harper: That ugly, skinny kid? Yeah, we passed in the night.
Albert Graves: [Takes out a cheesecake picture of Miranda] Oh, Lew, isn't she incredible?
Lew Harper: Oh boy, you dirty old man.
Albert Graves: Go on. You think I'm too old.
Lew Harper: Nah. When she's a hundred, you only be a hundred and twenty-four.
Albert Graves: You think I'm old enough to be her father.
Lew Harper: You're old enough to be her *grandfather*.
Albert Graves: Ah, go to hell.
Lew Harper: Solid Citizen Albert, hung up on a chick at your age. That's a hoot!
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