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Inspector Roy Slater
: Remember Del? All us lads down the river playing pirates! Boycie was the first mate, Trigger was Long John Silver... What Part did I play Del? Del Boy
: You played the bloke what walked the plank! Inspector Roy Slater
: Ye that's right... I was always the bloke that walked the plank! I was in and out of that water more times than a ducks head! I always wanted to be BlueBeard! Del Boy
: Well you should have asked! Inspector Roy Slater
: I did lots of times but you'd never let me! Del Boy
: I did once Inspector Roy Slater
: Oh ye I remember that was the day that BlueBeard had to walk the plank wasn't it!
: You dirty, stinking... Inspector Roy Slater
: Careful, Del. I don't want have to add offensive language to your ever-growing list of offences.
] You're new. You should have some respect. Denzil
] I know I should - but I'm from Liverpooool.
[Slater has arrested Del and Jumbo for selling illegal LPs. Sergeant Foster dances to Brenda Lee in the station
] Sergeant Foster
: Yes, she's a very talented little lady. I mean, she can't sing, but she's very talented. Roy Slater
: Yeah, I'm a big fan. Will this go down in my file, Sarge? As my first arrest? Sergeant Foster
: No, it won't. You're a scabby little cadet and don't forget it. You keep your nose clean and pass your exams when you're eighteen, we might let you become a proper copper. 'Till then, bugger off.