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: Hey dad you want to help me out with my science project? Joseph Gribble
] Up yours Joseph! Nancy Hicks Gribble
: Dale! Dale Gribble
: Sorry, son, that's the coffee talking, and the fluorescent lighting, and the excruciating headache! Nancy Hicks Gribble
: Make some time for the roaches, shug. Dale Gribble
: We'd all love to make time for roaches, but in the real world, people have to spend all night reconciling invoices or Miss Pittman won't let them wear Chinos and a knit shirt next Friday!
: They're not recognizing me as their maternal influence! The project has gone horribly awry! Joseph, get me some poison! Joseph Gribble
: But dad you're not supposed to inhale anymore poison! Dale Gribble
: Damn it! Why are there so many ways to kill a human, but only one way to kill a bug?,
[thinks for a moment
] Dale Gribble
: hold that thought
[starts killing roaches left and right
: That intruder story has me on edge. Used to be the only thing we had to worry about in school is getting pantsed. Joseph Gribble
: School used to be my time to relax, but now... I'm all on edge!
: It's too cold. I can't feel my baby finger. Dale Gribble
: Are you supposed to feel your baby finger?
: How long are you going to be in Arizona, Mr Redcorn? John Redcorn
: [an American Indian
] Just for Thanksgiving weekend. Dale Gribble
: Do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving? John Redcorn
: We did. Once.
: [All three are drunk from drinking from a 40 oz beer bottle
] Come here, just think Connie girl when we're grownups and marrieds we'll get to do this every night! Kahn Souphanousinphone, Jr.
: [Slurring her speech
] Yeah I want a house just like this
[indicating the bounce house they're lying in
] Kahn Souphanousinphone, Jr.
: with soft floors and plastic windows. Joseph Gribble
: [Looking up at the ceiling which has stars painted on it
] Look at the stars, there's... like so many of 'em!