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Joseph Gribble (Character)
from "King of the Hill" (1997)

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"King of the Hill: The Exterminator (#5.14)" (2001)
Joseph Gribble: Hey dad you want to help me out with my science project?
Joseph Gribble: [angrily] Up yours Joseph!
Nancy Hicks Gribble: Dale!
Dale Gribble: Sorry, son, that's the coffee talking, and the fluorescent lighting, and the excruciating headache!
Nancy Hicks Gribble: Make some time for the roaches, shug.
Dale Gribble: We'd all love to make time for roaches, but in the real world, people have to spend all night reconciling invoices or Miss Pittman won't let them wear Chinos and a knit shirt next Friday!

Dale Gribble: They're not recognizing me as their maternal influence! The project has gone horribly awry! Joseph, get me some poison!
Joseph Gribble: But dad you're not supposed to inhale anymore poison!
Dale Gribble: Damn it! Why are there so many ways to kill a human, but only one way to kill a bug?,
[thinks for a moment]
Dale Gribble: hold that thought
[starts killing roaches left and right]

"King of the Hill: Nancy Does Dallas (#13.13)" (2009)
Bobby Hill: That intruder story has me on edge. Used to be the only thing we had to worry about in school is getting pantsed.
Joseph Gribble: School used to be my time to relax, but now... I'm all on edge!

Joseph Gribble: It's too cold. I can't feel my baby finger.
Dale Gribble: Are you supposed to feel your baby finger?

"King of the Hill: Happy Hank's Giving (#4.7)" (1999)
Joseph Gribble: How long are you going to be in Arizona, Mr Redcorn?
John Redcorn: [an American Indian] Just for Thanksgiving weekend.
Dale Gribble: Do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving?
John Redcorn: We did. Once.

"King of the Hill: 'Twas the Nut Before Christmas (#5.8)" (2000)
Bobby Hill: [All three are drunk from drinking from a 40 oz beer bottle] Come here, just think Connie girl when we're grownups and marrieds we'll get to do this every night!
Kahn Souphanousinphone, Jr.: [Slurring her speech] Yeah I want a house just like this
[indicating the bounce house they're lying in]
Kahn Souphanousinphone, Jr.: with soft floors and plastic windows.
Joseph Gribble: [Looking up at the ceiling which has stars painted on it] Look at the stars, there's... like so many of 'em!