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: So you appropriated the young chick and the old hens are squawking, huh? T. Lawrence Shannon
: It's very serious. The child is emotionally precocious. Maxine Faulk
: Bully for her. T. Lawrence Shannon
: Also, she is traveling under the wing of a military escort of a butch vocal teacher.
: [Yelling at Shannon
] You thought you outwitted me, didn't you, having your paramour here cancel my call. Maxine Faulk
: Miss Fellowes, honey, if paramour means what I think it does you're gambling with your front teeth.
: What's this mess supposed to be? Chang
: Soup. Maxine Faulk
: Well, it's burnt! Maxine Faulk
: [walks over to Chang, who is smoking marijuana
] Chang... I've warned you before. Maxine Faulk
: I don't allow this stuff on the premises, even if you're on vacation. Maxine Faulk
: You remember the time you got it in the enchiladas?
: What... uh... subject do you teach back in that college of yours hunny? Judith Fellowes
: Voice... if that's got anything to do with it. Maxine Faulk
: Well geography is my specialty. Did you know that if it wasn't for the dikes, the plains of Texas would be engulfed by the gulf?
: What the hell are you doing, Shannon? T. Lawrence Shannon
: I just cut loose one of God's creatures at the end of his rope. Maxine Faulk
: What for? T. Lawrence Shannon
: So that one of God's creatures could be free from panic, and scamper home safe and free. A little act of grace, Maxine.
: Hey! Now just a flippin' minute!
: [to Miss Fellowes
] Well, if you're not going to eat him, I'd better go see about food for dinner.
: Well she's done a pretty good job of destroying you! T. Lawrence Shannon
: Maxine, don't rob me of the credit for my own small accomplishments.
: Even I know the difference between lovin' somebody, and just goin' to bed with them. Even I know that.
: The trouble is Shannon - I caught the vibrations between you two. Hannah Jelkes
: Mrs. Faulk, I'm a New England spinster who is pushing forty. Maxine Faulk
: Well who the hell isn't?