Quotes for
Mike Seaver (Character)
from "Growing Pains" (1985)

The Growing Pains Movie (2000) (TV)

[imitating Carol]
Mike Seaver: Oh, Scott, I think you're oh so dreamy!

Mike Seaver: You're dating the enemy!

Kid: I don't want to flush my poop.
Mike Seaver: Get over it.

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"Growing Pains: Mike's Madonna Story (#1.6)" (1985)

Mike: Nothing happened ok mom! She wanted to sleep with me and I didn’t do it. I’m probably gay! You happy now!?

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"Growing Pains: Great Expectations (#3.18)" (1988)

Jason: [Mike wants to go to California to see Melina] But Mike, airfare to California is very expensive.
Mike: I know dad, but Carol is lending me the money.
Jason: Oh, get outta town!
Mike: OK, thanks dad, bye!

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"Growing Pains: Higher Education (#2.12)" (1987)

Eddie: Uhh umm uh, what’s your dad's name bone ?
Richard 'Boner' Stabone: Sylvester.
Mike: Wait a minute... Your dad's name is Sylvester Stabone?
Richard 'Boner' Stabone: Who knew!

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"Growing Pains: Jealousy (#1.3)" (1985)

Ben: [to Jason about his science project] But you told me to do something that interests me. Mike and Carol interest me more than mold.
Jason: That's a touching sentiment, Ben. Now cut it out!
Ben: What's with him?
Mike: He doesn't like you, he never has.

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