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Sheriff Mort Metzger (Character)
from "Murder, She Wrote" (1984)

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"Murder, She Wrote: Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall: Part 1 (#5.21)" (1989)
Sheriff Mort Metzger: Mrs Fletcher! Can I see you for a minute?
[pause]
Sheriff Mort Metzger: I said, do me a favor, please, and tell me what goes on in this town!
Jessica Fletcher: I'm sorry, but...
Sheriff Mort Metzger: I've been here one year, this is my fifth murder. What is this, the death capitol of Maine? On a per capita basis this place makes the south Bronx look like Sunny Brooke farms!
Jessica Fletcher: But I assure you Sheriff...
Sheriff Mort Metzger: I mean, is that why Tupper quit? He couldn't take it anymore? Somebody really should've warned me, Mrs. Fletcher. Now, perfect strangers are coming to Cabot Cove to die! I mean look at this guy! You don't know him, I don't know him. He has no ID, we don't know the first thing about this guy.


"Murder, She Wrote: Town Father (#6.11)" (1989)
Sheriff Mort Metzger: The job doesn't pay enough to buy hair curlers for a skin head.