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: [speaking through a megaphone
] Right, the shop is closed, everybody get out! Time to go home, come on! Old Woman
: But it's only quarter to three! Bernard
: Yes, but it's my shop.
[now shooing them out with a broom
: Come on, go home, bye bye, get out... Old Woman
: That's hardly fair! Bernard
: It isn't fair at all. Get out! Rich Guy
: I expect better service! Bernard
: Well, expect away. Goodbye! Come on, all you time-wasting bastards, back on the streets. Thank you!
: Those books. How much? Bernard
: Hmmm? Rich Guy
: Those books. The leather-bound ones. Bernard
: Yes, Dickens, the Collected Works of Charles Dickens. Rich Guy
: Are they real leather? Bernard
: They're real Dickens. Rich Guy
: I have to know if they're real leather because they have to go with the sofa.
[Bernard looks confused
] Rich Guy
: Everything else in my house is real. I'll give you two hundred for them. Bernard
: Two hundred what? Rich Guy
: Two hundred pounds. Bernard
: Are they leather-bound pounds? Rich Guy
: No. Bernard
: Sorry. I need leather bound pounds to go with my wallet. Next.