From "NewsRadio: Clash of the Titans (#5.8)"
While you were on the lam, your board of directors elected me CEO.
That's impossible. My board of directors would never do that.
[Johnny gives him a folder; looks inside
Of course, I didn't think my board would have naked hot tub orgies. So you blackmailed them, did you?
No, I bribed them. I gave a naked hot tub orgy.