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Dudley Ramsey (Character)
from "Diff'rent Strokes" (1978)

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"Diff'rent Strokes: The Bicycle Man: Part 2 (#5.17)" (1983)
Dudley Ramsey: [after being molested by The Bicycle man] He *touched* me.

Dudley Ramsey: He touched me.

Mr. Horton: After the cartoon's over we'll play Neptune, King of the Sea.
Dudley Ramsey: How do you play that?
Mr. Horton: Well you know it takes a lot of water. Bath tub, rip in the shower. You're going to love it


"Diff'rent Strokes: Speak No Evil (#8.8)" (1985)
Arnold Jackson: Yeah but guys, you can only fling a tomato so far. What else can we use to bean these bigots?
Dudley Ramsey: Hey, my mother's got a zucchini that's been in our fridge so long it walked from one shelf to the other.
Arnold Jackson: Hey that's perfect! Now a zucchini is perfect, you can use it like a dart, it's perfect for distance and accuracy.
Sam McKinney: But you gotta be careful with zucchinis, if they're too gushy they'll come apart in your hand, and if they're not rotten enough they won't squash when you hit a girl. Then she'll have a chance to throw it back at you.
Arnold Jackson: Exactly, now Sam if you were going throwing fruit, uh at girls, what would you use?
Sam McKinney: Well, my friends prefer cantaloupes, seasonal but effective. They maintain their trajectory and when they hit they go PWEW all over the place.

Arnold Jackson: Dad, have you heard about the League for Social Responsibility?
Philip Drummond: The hate group?
Arnold Jackson: Yeah, well they hate black people and other minorities.
Philip Drummond: Isn't that league having a rally... oh yes, now I understand the reference to flying fruit.
Dudley Ramsey: Flying rotten fruit.
Arnold Jackson: Yeah we're gonna shut them down, it's gonna be great.


"Diff'rent Strokes: The Bicycle Man: Part 1 (#5.16)" (1983)
Mr. Horton: After the cartoon's over we'll play Neptune: King of the Sea.
Dudley Ramsey: How do you play that?
Mr. Horton: Well you know it takes a lot of water. Bath tub, rip in the shower. You're going to love it.


"Diff'rent Strokes: Mr. T and mr. t (#6.1)" (1983)
Arnold Jackson: Wow, your cousin is a knockout!
Dudley Ramsey: She is? It's hard to tell when you're related.