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Megan Parker (Character)
from "Drake & Josh" (2004)

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"Drake & Josh: Tree House (#4.10)" (2007)
Josh Nichols: Megan, can you hand up the saw... Drake forgot to cut the door down so we're stuck up here in the tree house.
Megan Parker: Wow... this is the best day of my life.
Josh Nichols: Megan! Just give us the saw!
Megan Parker: No, I'm gonna get a snow cone.

Megan Parker: [Drake prevents Megan from picking up the power saw] You guys are making me sick.
Megan Parker: Maybe I should check into "Saint Illness"
[rolls her eyes as she walks away]
Megan Parker: .

"Drake & Josh: The Peruvian Puff Pepper (#3.2)" (2005)
Megan Parker: [Is watching Drake and Josh argue] My favorite show. Boob and boober!

Megan Parker: [slapping Josh on butt] I want my Peruvian puff peppers!

"Drake & Josh: Football (#2.4)" (2004)
Megan Parker: You know what Josh? I have dreams. And sometimes in those dreams, things happen to you.

"Drake & Josh: Steered Straight (#4.14)" (2007)
[Drake and Josh are being "arrested," Megan begins to cry]
Audrey Parker-Nichols: Oh, sweetie... are you crying?
Megan Parker: [wipes her eyes] I've just never been so happy.

"Drake & Josh: The Demonator (#3.15)" (2005)
Security Guard: [Drake and Josh are fighting with a guy in a mouse costume at the Demonator. The Guard picks them both up, and walks to Megan] You know these two?
Megan Parker: Never seen them before in my life.

"Drake & Josh: Theater Thug (#3.14)" (2006)
Megan Parker: I call him "Little Joshica"
[a picture of Josh as a girl with blonde hair comes on the computer screen]
Josh Nichols: Not happening.

"Drake & Josh: Megan's First Kiss (#4.15)" (2007)
Megan: I am going to do such illegal things to them!

"Drake & Josh: Believe Me, Brother (#1.3)" (2004)
Drake Parker: Your little prank almost ruined our whole grade.
Megan Parker: I'm sorry.
Josh Nichols: You do not film a person when he's in the bathtub and what-not.
Megan Parker: I'm sorry.
Drake Parker: But most of all, we want to say thanks.
Megan Parker: I'm sor- What?
Josh Nichols: Your dumb prank proved that I was telling the truth about- just, thanks. Thanks, okay?
Megan Parker: So does this mean you're not gonna tell Mom and Dad?
Drake Parker: That's right.
Josh Nichols: Your punishment is that your little stunt actually helped us.
Megan Parker: Well, tomorrow's another day.
Josh Nichols: She frightens me.

"Drake & Josh: Little Diva (#2.7)" (2004)
[Megan has put a bucket full of water over Drake and Josh's bedroom door, and it falls on Ashley Blake]
Josh Nichols: Megan! Why was there a bucket on top of our door?
Megan Parker: Why was your door under my bucket?

"Drake & Josh: Josh Is Done (#4.11)" (2007)
Megan Parker: You're not going to ask me why I took your guitar?
Drake Parker: Why did you take my guitar?
Megan Parker: I used to kill a spider.

"Drake & Josh: Pool Shark (#2.5)" (2004)
Drake Parker: [after he has lost money to Megan at Darts] Hey - you just hustled me!
Megan Parker: No, I didn't. I just pretended to be bad, so that you'd bet me and then I'd stop being bad and then I took your money!
Drake Parker: That's hustling!
Megan Parker: There's a word for it?
[takes the money from Drake]
Megan Parker: Cool...

"Drake & Josh: Blues Brothers (#2.8)" (2004)
Josh Nichols: Don't worry Megan, you'll have your chance.
Megan Parker: So will you.
[stands up]
Megan Parker: So... will you.
[leaves the room]
Josh Nichols: What did she mean by that?
Drake Parker: I dunno but if I were you, I'd sleep with a helmet on.