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: [completely shocked
] Bette is still "schtuping" the carpenter?
: Ariana Huffington is fifty. She's not really your type. She's kinda fancy Shane
: I'm doing her hair, Al, I'm not gonna fuck her. Alice
: Oh, okay. 'Cause the old Shane would. Shane
: Huh. Shane
: [Dana joins the table
] Well in that case, if she's hot... Tonya
: [to Dana
] Honey, Shane is doing Ariana Huffington. Dana
: You're doing Ariana Huffington? She's fifty, Shane! Shane
: Her hair. Dana
[Shane and Alice are at the Planet talking when they see the annoying Tonya walk in
: Oh, shit. Alice
: Oh no, I cannot take Cruella DeVille this morning. Do something... uh... pretend I'm upset. Shane
: What? What? Alice
: Put your arm around me! Um... I'll just start sobbing, and...
[Shanes complies by putting her arm on Alice
: Obviously it'll be a really intimate moment. I mean... no halfway, sensitive person would ever dream of interrupting. Tonya
: Guys! You guys!
[Tonya sits at their table, completely unaware of their private moment. Alice and Shane make faces, then go back to what they were doing
: This place is falling apart! Did you guys hear what happened to Marina?
: [Dana and Tonya have gone to see Dana's parents to get their blessing for the wedding
] Sharon... I was engaged once before, I don't know if Dana ever told you. Sharon Fairbanks
: No, she didn't. Tonya
: Well... it was with a man. His name was Bayard. He was smart and successful... he was a real estate lawyer. He was totally in love with me. Now, I tried really hard to make that one work. But every night I would wake up in the middle of the night, crying. And one night, Bayard woke up and he found me like that. Do you know what he did? Irwin Fairbanks
: Damned if I do. Tonya
: He got down on one knee, and he said, "Tonya, will you not marry me? Because I know what's in your heart. And I love you too much to make you unhappy. Be true to yourself Tonya. Follow your heart".
[Sharon begins to cry and Dana and Tonya hug her