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Kit Porter (Character)
from "The L Word" (2004)

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"The L Word: Livin' La Vida Loca (#4.2)" (2007)
Alice Pieszecki: [as Shane walks into the room] Well, holy fuck as I live and breathe.
Tina Kennard: Wow! Shane!
Kit Porter: Look who finally showed up?

Kit Porter: So who's this gentleman?
Shay McCutcheon: Shay.
Kit Porter: Well, hi, Shay. Nice to meet you. You hungry?

Kit Porter: I feel so sad for Angus.
Bette Porter: Actually, you can be sad for yourself, too.

"The L Word: Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way (#3.9)" (2006)
Kit Porter: What's male inside? What's female inside? Why can't you be the butchest butch in the world and keep your body?
Max: Because I wanna feel whole. I want the outside of me to match the inside of me.
Kit Porter: You'll be giving up the most precious thing in the world.
Max: What? My tits?
Kit Porter: No. Being a woman

"The L Word: Lesson Number One (#4.7)" (2007)
[Talking over whether Helena should have sex to erase her gambling debt, and whether she'd feel like a whore after]
Kit Porter: We all been there, one way or another. Once I gave a blow job to a horn player.
[Everybody gives Kit a funny look]
Kit Porter: [Explaining] So I could get a line of cocaine!
Helena Peabody: And afterwards? How did you feel?
Kit Porter: High. I was a high 'ho.

"The L Word: Lassoed (#4.3)" (2007)
Kit Porter: [to Angus] Come on, butter boy, let's sliiiiide on outta here.