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: [watching the Wet T'Shirt contest
] God, I love my job. Mike Cannon
: More and more each day. Danny
, Mike Cannon
] Damn! Mike Cannon
: Oh, she's hot. Danny
: Hotter than hot. Mike Cannon
: Smoking. Danny
: Firing. Mike Cannon
: Somebody better cool me off.
[Mike and Danny get splashed with a glass of water and then the camera turns around to reveal Nessa, Sam, Delinda and Mary standing next to them. Nessa has an empty glass in her hand
] Mike Cannon
: That was a rhetorical comment. Nessa Holt
] Oops. My bad. Mike Cannon
: Now I see why they call you the "Ice Queen" Nessa Holt
: And now you see what it's like to be in a Wet T-Shirt contest. Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez
: Hey, why don't you get up on stage and show us ladies a little something? Delinda
: Yeah, Mike, Why don't you shake a little booty up there? Danny
: What. A guy can't comment on a pretty girl without getting ragged on? Nessa Holt
: Ragged on? Danny
: Okay, maybe that's the wrong choice of words. Mary Connell
: You think? Danny
: All I mean was that's a natural instinct for men to notice women who are - Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez
: - Well endowed? Danny
: Survival of the species depends on man's ability to be attracted to women who look like that. Mike Cannon
: Danny, you should probably stop. Danny
: What? Mary Connell
: She's a he. Danny
, Mike Cannon
] What? Mary Connell
: Your smoking hot lady is a guy. Mike Cannon
: Mary, that's not cool. Delinda
: Mary could hook you guys up. Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez
: Yeah, a little threesome Nessa Holt
: But would it be a threesome with a him-her? Isn't it more like a foursome? Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez
: Or a two-and-a-half "mensome." Mike Cannon
: That's not funny Nessa Holt
, Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez
, Mary Connell
] Yeah, it is. Mike Cannon
: That's not funny at all. Delinda
: Mary, she's not a guy Mary Connell
: I know that. Mary Connell
: But they don't. Delinda
: You're bad.
: [Mike is in the hospital with a concussion
] Hey Mike how are ya? Mike Cannon
: I feel like I got hit in the head with a 2 by 4. What happened? Mary Connell
: You got hit in the head with a 2 by 4.
[Pulled over by the police, and Polly is impersonating a pregnant woman rushing to the hospital
] Mike Cannon
: How fast were you going? Danny
: Not that fast. Polly Nguyen
: Not fast enough! I dilate eight centimeter. I look like a large mouth bass down there.
[Makes a fish-mouth face
[Mike wants to borrow Ed's Aston Martin to impress someone
] Big Ed
: Is she hot? Mike Cannon
: Who? Big Ed
: OK, is *he*? Mike Cannon
: No! *She*! Definitely, *she*.
: Would either of you want me on the jury? Mike Cannon
, Danny McCoy
: Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Danny
: ...and apparently dies in Boston.
: For me to get close to a woman, there has to be an emotional connection. Danny
: Oh, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
: It's not always about sex, Danny. Danny McCoy
: Dude, you sound like a girl.
: Beware the full moon and it's light, People will party and in sight, Dogs who never did will suddenly bite, Murderers will kill this very night.