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Quotes for
Nessa Holt (Character)
from "Las Vegas" (2003)

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"Las Vegas: Sperm Whales and Spearmint Rhinos (#2.13)" (2005)
Nessa Holt: Mary?
Mary Connell: Yes.
Nessa Holt: Why is there a tiger in the hallway?
Mary Connell: I... don't know.

Nessa Holt: Should we do something?
Mary Connell: You go right ahead. I'm perfectly content just standing here frozen.
Nessa Holt: Okay.

Nessa Holt: I think I peed myself.
Mary Connell: Yeah, me too.


"Las Vegas: New Orleans (#1.16)" (2004)
Danny: [watching the Wet T'Shirt contest] God, I love my job.
Mike Cannon: More and more each day.
Danny, Mike Cannon: [together] Damn!
Mike Cannon: Oh, she's hot.
Danny: Hotter than hot.
Mike Cannon: Smoking.
Danny: Firing.
Mike Cannon: Somebody better cool me off.
[Mike and Danny get splashed with a glass of water and then the camera turns around to reveal Nessa, Sam, Delinda and Mary standing next to them. Nessa has an empty glass in her hand]
Mike Cannon: That was a rhetorical comment.
Nessa Holt: [sarcastically] Oops. My bad.
Mike Cannon: Now I see why they call you the "Ice Queen"
Nessa Holt: And now you see what it's like to be in a Wet T-Shirt contest.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Hey, why don't you get up on stage and show us ladies a little something?
Delinda: Yeah, Mike, Why don't you shake a little booty up there?
Danny: What. A guy can't comment on a pretty girl without getting ragged on?
Nessa Holt: Ragged on?
Danny: Okay, maybe that's the wrong choice of words.
Mary Connell: You think?
Danny: All I mean was that's a natural instinct for men to notice women who are -
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: - Well endowed?
Danny: Yeah.

Danny: Survival of the species depends on man's ability to be attracted to women who look like that.
Mike Cannon: Danny, you should probably stop.
Danny: What?
Mary Connell: She's a he.
Danny, Mike Cannon: [both] What?
Mary Connell: Your smoking hot lady is a guy.
Mike Cannon: Mary, that's not cool.
Delinda: Mary could hook you guys up.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Yeah, a little threesome
Nessa Holt: But would it be a threesome with a him-her? Isn't it more like a foursome?
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Or a two-and-a-half "mensome."
Mike Cannon: That's not funny
Nessa Holt, Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez, Delinda, Mary Connell: [together] Yeah, it is.
Mike Cannon: That's not funny at all.
Delinda: Mary, she's not a guy
Mary Connell: I know that.
Mary Connell: But they don't.
Delinda: You're bad.


"Las Vegas: Games People Play (#2.6)" (2004)
Nessa Holt: [sarcastically] Two grown men fighting half naked in a toilet, that's not gay


"Las Vegas: The Night the Lights Went Out in Vegas (#1.13)" (2004)
Nessa Holt: Okay, here's to all those Cosmo-drinking, Cosmo-reading airheads
[clink glasses]
Nessa Holt, Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Screw 'em.