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Delinda Deline (Character)
from "Las Vegas" (2003)

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"Las Vegas: New Orleans (#1.16)" (2004)
Danny: [watching the Wet T'Shirt contest] God, I love my job.
Mike Cannon: More and more each day.
Danny, Mike Cannon: [together] Damn!
Mike Cannon: Oh, she's hot.
Danny: Hotter than hot.
Mike Cannon: Smoking.
Danny: Firing.
Mike Cannon: Somebody better cool me off.
[Mike and Danny get splashed with a glass of water and then the camera turns around to reveal Nessa, Sam, Delinda and Mary standing next to them. Nessa has an empty glass in her hand]
Mike Cannon: That was a rhetorical comment.
Nessa Holt: [sarcastically] Oops. My bad.
Mike Cannon: Now I see why they call you the "Ice Queen"
Nessa Holt: And now you see what it's like to be in a Wet T-Shirt contest.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Hey, why don't you get up on stage and show us ladies a little something?
Delinda: Yeah, Mike, Why don't you shake a little booty up there?
Danny: What. A guy can't comment on a pretty girl without getting ragged on?
Nessa Holt: Ragged on?
Danny: Okay, maybe that's the wrong choice of words.
Mary Connell: You think?
Danny: All I mean was that's a natural instinct for men to notice women who are -
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: - Well endowed?
Danny: Yeah.

Danny: Survival of the species depends on man's ability to be attracted to women who look like that.
Mike Cannon: Danny, you should probably stop.
Danny: What?
Mary Connell: She's a he.
Danny, Mike Cannon: [both] What?
Mary Connell: Your smoking hot lady is a guy.
Mike Cannon: Mary, that's not cool.
Delinda: Mary could hook you guys up.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Yeah, a little threesome
Nessa Holt: But would it be a threesome with a him-her? Isn't it more like a foursome?
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Or a two-and-a-half "mensome."
Mike Cannon: That's not funny
Nessa Holt, Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez, Delinda, Mary Connell: [together] Yeah, it is.
Mike Cannon: That's not funny at all.
Delinda: Mary, she's not a guy
Mary Connell: I know that.
Mary Connell: But they don't.
Delinda: You're bad.

"Las Vegas: The Story of Owe (#4.3)" (2006)
Delinda: Polly, do you have a minute?
Polly Nguyen: Sure! Oh, Delinda look nice, breast perky, men like. Me like, too, you know.
Delinda: Actually, I have a man-related question for you. I heard you just moved in with a guy?
Polly Nguyen: Oh, Chul Ho! Sam tell you how he use finger, find V-Spot?
Delinda: No. I was just wondering, I mean, Danny and I are sort of thinking about living together and, are you guys glad you did?
Polly Nguyen: Oh, happy like clam. Bearded clam! That joke. But living with Chul Ho make tired, too. You know, hide salami every minute, do you like that?
Delinda: Well I don't know about every minute.
Polly Nguyen: I get home now so Chul Ho do Abraham Lincoln. You know, I play slave, he free me, his favorite!

"Las Vegas: The Big Ed De-cline (#3.5)" (2005)
Mary Connell: [as Delinda and Mary are preparing to meet Sam's half-brother] I made a list of questions so we wouldn't forget to ask anything.
Delinda: Good idea.
Mary Connell: I divided it into three parts: the early years, puberty, and prison.
Delinda: Sam was in prison?
Mary Connell: Well, I just always assumed...
Delinda: Yeah, me too.
Mary Connell: So what's the brother like?
Delinda: Well, he has no job, he's smokin' hot, and Sam hates him. Dibs!

"Las Vegas: Silver Star (#2.10)" (2004)
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: I would not like to be in your brain.
Delinda: Yeah, it kinda gives me headaches sometimes.

"Las Vegas: 2 on 2 (#5.16)" (2008)
Delinda: His ankle seems to be fine now.
Polly Nguyen: Oh, kim-chee treatment always work. Also good for rough sex. And good for chlamydia! You ever have that? No? Discharge. Nasty.

"Las Vegas: Hide & Sneak (#2.21)" (2005)
Delinda: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mary Connell: D, I don't think anyone's ever thinking what you're thinking.

"Las Vegas: Pilot (#1.1)" (2003)
[Ed catches his daughter in bed with Danny]
Delinda Deline: Hi, Daddy.
Danny McCoy: [voice-over] Daddy?
Ed Deline: [to his men] Out.
Danny McCoy: [voice-over] Welcome to the worst day of my life.

"Las Vegas: Three Weddings and a Funeral: Part 2 (#5.19)" (2008)
Delinda: Polly, what's wrong?
Polly Nguyen: Oooooh, Polly sick! Feel terrible! Feel like get kick in uterus by donkey!

"Las Vegas: When You Got to Go, You Got to Go (#2.12)" (2005)
Delinda: You mean as in the big nas...
Mary Connell: Sex, Delinda, yeah.