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: [watching the Wet T'Shirt contest
] God, I love my job. Mike Cannon
: More and more each day. Danny
, Mike Cannon
] Damn! Mike Cannon
: Oh, she's hot. Danny
: Hotter than hot. Mike Cannon
: Smoking. Danny
: Firing. Mike Cannon
: Somebody better cool me off.
[Mike and Danny get splashed with a glass of water and then the camera turns around to reveal Nessa, Sam, Delinda and Mary standing next to them. Nessa has an empty glass in her hand
] Mike Cannon
: That was a rhetorical comment. Nessa Holt
] Oops. My bad. Mike Cannon
: Now I see why they call you the "Ice Queen" Nessa Holt
: And now you see what it's like to be in a Wet T-Shirt contest. Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez
: Hey, why don't you get up on stage and show us ladies a little something? Delinda
: Yeah, Mike, Why don't you shake a little booty up there? Danny
: What. A guy can't comment on a pretty girl without getting ragged on? Nessa Holt
: Ragged on? Danny
: Okay, maybe that's the wrong choice of words. Mary Connell
: You think? Danny
: All I mean was that's a natural instinct for men to notice women who are - Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez
: - Well endowed? Danny
: Survival of the species depends on man's ability to be attracted to women who look like that. Mike Cannon
: Danny, you should probably stop. Danny
: What? Mary Connell
: She's a he. Danny
, Mike Cannon
] What? Mary Connell
: Your smoking hot lady is a guy. Mike Cannon
: Mary, that's not cool. Delinda
: Mary could hook you guys up. Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez
: Yeah, a little threesome Nessa Holt
: But would it be a threesome with a him-her? Isn't it more like a foursome? Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez
: Or a two-and-a-half "mensome." Mike Cannon
: That's not funny Nessa Holt
, Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez
, Mary Connell
] Yeah, it is. Mike Cannon
: That's not funny at all. Delinda
: Mary, she's not a guy Mary Connell
: I know that. Mary Connell
: But they don't. Delinda
: You're bad.
: Polly, do you have a minute? Polly Nguyen
: Sure! Oh, Delinda look nice, breast perky, men like. Me like, too, you know. Delinda
: Actually, I have a man-related question for you. I heard you just moved in with a guy? Polly Nguyen
: Oh, Chul Ho! Sam tell you how he use finger, find V-Spot? Delinda
: No. I was just wondering, I mean, Danny and I are sort of thinking about living together and, are you guys glad you did? Polly Nguyen
: Oh, happy like clam. Bearded clam! That joke. But living with Chul Ho make tired, too. You know, hide salami every minute, do you like that? Delinda
: Well I don't know about every minute. Polly Nguyen
: I get home now so Chul Ho do Abraham Lincoln. You know, I play slave, he free me, his favorite!
: [as Delinda and Mary are preparing to meet Sam's half-brother
] I made a list of questions so we wouldn't forget to ask anything. Delinda
: Good idea. Mary Connell
: I divided it into three parts: the early years, puberty, and prison. Delinda
: Sam was in prison? Mary Connell
: Well, I just always assumed... Delinda
: Yeah, me too. Mary Connell
: So what's the brother like? Delinda
: Well, he has no job, he's smokin' hot, and Sam hates him. Dibs!
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez
: I would not like to be in your brain. Delinda
: Yeah, it kinda gives me headaches sometimes.
: His ankle seems to be fine now. Polly Nguyen
: Oh, kim-chee treatment always work. Also good for rough sex. And good for chlamydia! You ever have that? No? Discharge. Nasty.
: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Mary Connell
: D, I don't think anyone's ever thinking what you're thinking.
[Ed catches his daughter in bed with Danny
] Delinda Deline
: Hi, Daddy. Danny McCoy
] Daddy? Ed Deline
: [to his men
] Out. Danny McCoy
] Welcome to the worst day of my life.
: Polly, what's wrong? Polly Nguyen
: Oooooh, Polly sick! Feel terrible! Feel like get kick in uterus by donkey!
: You mean as in the big nas... Mary Connell
: Sex, Delinda, yeah.