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[Ed and Paulie watch Danny convince a bum to leave
] Ed Deline
: He did a good thing. We'd have had that 40 grand back in a New York second. Kid did the right thing. Paulie
: Does this mean you're not still pissed at him? Ed Deline
: What, are you nuts? I'm gonna kill him.
[Ed catches his daughter in bed with Danny
] Delinda Deline
: Hi, Daddy. Danny McCoy
] Daddy? Ed Deline
: [to his men
] Out. Danny McCoy
] Welcome to the worst day of my life.
: Welcome to the family. Danny McCoy
: What? Ed Deline
: If I catch you looking at another girl, take a poison pill, 'cause I'll kill ya.
: Hey, uh, you're not, uh... Danny McCoy
: No, no, I swear. Samantha 'Sam' Jane Marquez
: Don't worry, the only one he's doing is your daughter.
: If that leg's not back in the middle of this table in 10 minutes I'm gonna bitch slap every one of you so hard you're unborn children will come out well-behaved!
: Listen, if there is any trouble up there, let's keep these parties apart. Danny
: What do you want me to do, crutch 'em? I could hit their fists with my face.
: Listen, if there isn't a prostetic leg on this table in ten minutes, I'm gonna bitchslap you all so hard that your unborn children will come out well behaved!
: You know this is gonna cost. Ed Deline
: 'Course it's going to cost. You think I expect this to come out of your pocket? What do you figure? Frank
: 200. Ed Deline
: 200? What, are you getting it off the back of a truck? Frank
: That's thousand. Ed Deline
: That's thousand? What, are you getting it from the Pentagon? This isn't a government job!
: [referring to Frank's golfing
] So this is how you spend your time now? Frank
: No, I've taken up knitting. Give me a few weeks, I'll knit you a sweater that looks like it was bought in a store.
: If this is just a friendly warning, why did you bring your muscle? Frank
: I'm not the muscle! Tony Rago
: Really? Then what are you? Ed Deline
: He's my brother. Tony Rago
: You don't look like brothers. Frank
: We get that a lot.
: Sam would be very angry with me if you not let me give you special treatment. Big Ed
: Yep. Polly Nguyen
: Sam funny girl. Nice little butt. Good shape. You like little butt, Eddie? Big Ed
: Oh yeah.
] Polly Nguyen
: Maybe we have a three way. Big Ed
: You have nice toes. My boyfriend ugly toe, but he big like horse!
[Holds up forearm with fist
] Polly Nguyen
: I call him 'Meat'. Big Ed
: Thanks for sharing, Polly. Polly Nguyen
: Sometimes he bangy bangy bangy, you know my head banging against wall, hurt so good you know?
: Oh, don't call me a millionaire. Ed Deline
: You're not? Fred Puterbaugh
] Fred Puterbaugh
] I'm a billionaire.
: And tell Warren I don't want another Akron! Samantha 'Sam' Jane Marquez
: Why, what happened in Akron? Ed Deline
: Unprofessional conduct.
[Mike wants to borrow Ed's Aston Martin to impress someone
] Big Ed
: Is she hot? Mike Cannon
: Who? Big Ed
: OK, is *he*? Mike Cannon
: No! *She*! Definitely, *she*.
: Would either of you want me on the jury? Mike Cannon
, Danny McCoy
: You know it's like when Sonny was talking to his brother in "The Godfather". Ed Deline
: Never saw it. Martin
: Ed, it's a classic!
: [about his photo in newspaper
] You noticed Botox? Yeah, I love that stuff. I drink it.
: Listen, if these guys screw up, I'm going to take your corpse and beat them with it!
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez
: He's hot and he's dying. Of couse I did him. Big Ed
: Well, at least he went out in style.
[Ed helps Danny to avoid a court trial
] Ed Deline
: I told you the system worked. Danny McCoy
: The system or your system?
: [Delinda was fooled by counterfeit chips
] You took chips that look like they were made by a zoo animal! How do you think that makes me look? A, good, or B, not so good?
] Ed Deline
: [to sleeping Danny
] I'll watch your back, son.
: You know, Eddie, there are people that would question why we were married. Big Ed
: Your mother doesn't count.