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Sam Marquez (Character)
from "Las Vegas" (2003)

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"Las Vegas: Wagers of Sin (#4.11)" (2007)
Polly: I have lost the will to work.
Sam Marquez: You're Korean.
Polly: Hard to believe, I know.

Polly Nguyen: After I find new boyfriend, I work, maybe six month.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: How about if I get Chul Ho back for you.
Polly Nguyen: No way. He go to L.A., already look for better girlfriend with a tight booty bounce quarter off and big hooter, plastic.

"Las Vegas: Everything Old Is You Again (#3.7)" (2005)
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: I make it a point to know about anyone that affects me.
Danny: How do I affect you?
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: So far, a mild tingling sensation. I'm Sam.

Danny: So, you'll be a Casino Hostess?
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Yeah, OK.
Danny: That's good.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Thanks.
Danny: Good idea.

"Las Vegas: New Orleans (#1.16)" (2004)
Danny: [watching the Wet T'Shirt contest] God, I love my job.
Mike Cannon: More and more each day.
Danny, Mike Cannon: [together] Damn!
Mike Cannon: Oh, she's hot.
Danny: Hotter than hot.
Mike Cannon: Smoking.
Danny: Firing.
Mike Cannon: Somebody better cool me off.
[Mike and Danny get splashed with a glass of water and then the camera turns around to reveal Nessa, Sam, Delinda and Mary standing next to them. Nessa has an empty glass in her hand]
Mike Cannon: That was a rhetorical comment.
Nessa Holt: [sarcastically] Oops. My bad.
Mike Cannon: Now I see why they call you the "Ice Queen"
Nessa Holt: And now you see what it's like to be in a Wet T-Shirt contest.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Hey, why don't you get up on stage and show us ladies a little something?
Delinda: Yeah, Mike, Why don't you shake a little booty up there?
Danny: What. A guy can't comment on a pretty girl without getting ragged on?
Nessa Holt: Ragged on?
Danny: Okay, maybe that's the wrong choice of words.
Mary Connell: You think?
Danny: All I mean was that's a natural instinct for men to notice women who are -
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: - Well endowed?
Danny: Yeah.

Danny: Survival of the species depends on man's ability to be attracted to women who look like that.
Mike Cannon: Danny, you should probably stop.
Danny: What?
Mary Connell: She's a he.
Danny, Mike Cannon: [both] What?
Mary Connell: Your smoking hot lady is a guy.
Mike Cannon: Mary, that's not cool.
Delinda: Mary could hook you guys up.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Yeah, a little threesome
Nessa Holt: But would it be a threesome with a him-her? Isn't it more like a foursome?
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Or a two-and-a-half "mensome."
Mike Cannon: That's not funny
Nessa Holt, Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez, Delinda, Mary Connell: [together] Yeah, it is.
Mike Cannon: That's not funny at all.
Delinda: Mary, she's not a guy
Mary Connell: I know that.
Mary Connell: But they don't.
Delinda: You're bad.

"Las Vegas: Catch of the Day (#2.4)" (2004)
Jay: You know what you need?
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: What?
Jay: You need to get laid
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: You must be Delinda's friend

Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: He's hot and he's dying. Of couse I did him.
Big Ed: Well, at least he went out in style.

"Las Vegas: Secrets, Lies and Lamaze (#5.14)" (2008)
Polly Nguyen: I no want to go with you, Sam. Rather wipe butt with angry porcupine.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: How much.
Polly Nguyen: You say how much.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Five hundred.
Polly Nguyen: No way, I make that in one hour give happy time to special client.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: A thousand, come on.
Polly Nguyen: Ok, two hour but then I have big cuticle disaster, take all day like foreskin on cave buffalo.

[Leaving traffic school]
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Oh thank God that's over.
Polly Nguyen: Yeah, start to smell in there like butt crack in steam room.

"Las Vegas: Magic Carpet Fred (#2.23)" (2005)
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Polly, one of my clients said you overcharged his wife for a bikini wax. Mrs. Abizon?
Polly Nguyen: Sam, you see her before? She hairy like MAN. I have to go all the way around the corner clean basement. Have to use 35 strip, usually 7. I lift a sheet, look like jungle.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: [Later, to Ed] Apparently she's a real Sasquatch down there.

"Las Vegas: The Story of Owe (#4.3)" (2006)
Ed Deline: And tell Warren I don't want another Akron!
Samantha 'Sam' Jane Marquez: Why, what happened in Akron?
Ed Deline: Unprofessional conduct.

"Las Vegas: Fidelity, Security, Delivery (#3.22)" (2006)
Sam Marquez: The sun always rises in the east, you always get hungry a half hour after you eat Chinese food and Mary Connell always loves Danny McCoy

"Las Vegas: Tainted Love (#2.17)" (2005)
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Also, Burt thinks that your breasts are lucky.
Mary Connell: Why is everyone so fascinated by my breasts?
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: You're kidding, right?

"Las Vegas: Lyle & Substance (#3.17)" (2006)
[after Sam gets amazing massage from Travis]
Polly Nguyen: You finished with Travis?
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Yeah.
Polly Nguyen: He mow your lawn?
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: No. It was a great massage, but he didn't do anything inappropriate. I think he knows I work here.
Polly Nguyen: No, he doesn't! I just heard two more hot chicks talk. First girl, two explosion! None for you too bad.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Doesn't make any sense. I was laying on the table. Naked. Me!
Polly Nguyen: You want me touch you down there?
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: [considers it] No, no thanks.
Polly Nguyen: Look on bright side. No have to fire him! Ok, I love you!

"Las Vegas: Silver Star (#2.10)" (2004)
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: I would not like to be in your brain.
Delinda: Yeah, it kinda gives me headaches sometimes.

"Las Vegas: Cash Springs Eternal (#3.19)" (2006)
Mary Connell: [to Sam and Delinda] Hey, have you guys seen Danny?
Sam Marquez: No, it's not my turn to watch him.

"Las Vegas: Hide & Sneak (#2.21)" (2005)
Mary Connell: Are you sure this is gonna work?
Sam Marquez: Your breasts can get you in anywhere.

"Las Vegas: Pilot (#1.1)" (2003)
Ed Deline: Hey, uh, you're not, uh...
Danny McCoy: No, no, I swear.
Samantha 'Sam' Jane Marquez: Don't worry, the only one he's doing is your daughter.

"Las Vegas: The Glass Is Always Cleaner (#5.3)" (2007)
Polly Nguyen: Polly: Do we have appointment?
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: No, I wanted to see how my good friend is.
Polly Nguyen: She chip nail bowling with new owner.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Oh, maybe I could play next time?
Polly Nguyen: If you want be friend with Polly, suck up to tall handsome cowboy, it too late. He dumping me like first wife with pink part too big like Grand Canyon.

"Las Vegas: The Night the Lights Went Out in Vegas (#1.13)" (2004)
Nessa Holt: Okay, here's to all those Cosmo-drinking, Cosmo-reading airheads
[clink glasses]
Nessa Holt, Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Screw 'em.