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Bill Firpo (Character)
from Trapped in Paradise (1994)

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Trapped in Paradise (1994)
Bill Firpo: In the Firpo family, the man with half a brain is king.

Bill Firpo: I've got a feeling you're not telling me something.
Dave Firpo: Well this feeling you're getting is paranoia.
Alvin Firpo: Hey, let's just go.

Hattie Anderson: Do you really want to do this?
Bill Firpo: Do what?
Hattie Anderson: You know rob the bank
Dave Firpo: Absolutely! We have thought this over and we've made a decision!
Hattie Anderson: But on Christmas Eve, it just doesn't seem right. You're going to ruin the winter fest.
Bill Firpo: The winter fest? I've got a gun and your talking about the winter fest. Well who are you?

Shaddus Peyser: Put an APB out on that car.
Chief Burnell: Oh well I've already done that.
Shaddus Peyser: Good. We'll be able to track them down especially if they're heading north.
Bill Firpo: [next scene with Alvin driving] Alvin, which way are we headed?
Alvin Firpo: North.

Bill Firpo: I'm tellin' ya, if I had a gun on me right now I'd go in there and take over that place.
Dave Firpo: Bill, you wouldn't be angry if I were to tell you there might be guns in the trunk.
Bill Firpo: Alvin pull the car over.
Alvin Firpo: Wha?
Bill Firpo: Pull it over!

Bill Firpo: What are you doing?
Alvin Firpo: You do what you do, I do what I do.
Bill Firpo: Well. That enhances my state of security.

Alvin Firpo: [handing his gun to a random guy so he can steal his scrapple] Hold that? Mmm... yeah, scrapple. A little salt never hurt anybody.
Bill Firpo: What are you doing?
Alvin Firpo: I'm eatin' scrapple. It's got scallions.

Bill Firpo: Which direction are we going?
Alvin Firpo: North.
Bill Firpo: Are you sure? I thought we passed that farmhouse earlier.
Dave Firpo: No, those farmhouses all look alike...
Bill Firpo: Alvin, if we're going in circles, I'm going to break your neck.
Alvin Firpo: We're not. I took four lefts, just like the map said.
Bill Firpo: FOUR LEFTS IS A CIRCLE, YOU IDIOT.

Bill Firpo: Where are you going?
Lila: [frightened] It's a robbery. I'm going to get you money out of the cash register.
Bill Firpo: I'm robbing the bank.
Lila: Well the bank is across the street.

Bill Firpo: Our car ran off the road.
Dick Anderson: Oh my god. Are you all right?
Dave Firpo: Well were not dead if that's what you mean.

Bill Firpo: Excuse me, are you headed to Paradise?
Trucker #1: Nope, New York City.
Bill Firpo: [under his breath] Where were you five hours ago?

Alvin Firpo: Hey Dave, can we stop off and get some Ring Dings and milk?
Bill Firpo: Ring Dings and milk? Oh sure. Then well get some balloons and go to the puppet show. What are you, two years old?

Bill Firpo: I'm robbing the bank.

Bill Firpo: Where are you going?
Dave Firpo: I'm going with you to get the key.
Bill Firpo: No, you STAY HERE!
Dave Firpo: Don't you two fall in love.
[to the hostages]
Dave Firpo: You heard him! I'm staying here!

Bill Firpo: [storms in the bank] ALLLL RIGHT! It's a God damn robbery!