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[after Maddie accidentally walks in on Agnes making out with a man in the agency office
] Agnes DiPesto
] I'm sorry. Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes
: That's not why I called you in here. Agnes DiPesto
] Well, I'm sorry anyway?
: The FBI's here to see you. Maddie
: The FBI?
: Did they say why? Agnes DiPesto
: Just that it's "of the utmost urgency and of vital national importance". David
: Can't it wait until we're done arguing, Miss DiPesto?
: I was just coming in. Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes
: I was just going out. Agnes DiPesto
: Whoa. What do you think the chances of that ever happening again are? Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes
: You came in here to tell us something? Agnes DiPesto
: Did you just guess that? Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes
: What is it? Agnes DiPesto
: I don't know but a cousin of mine had it too. Answered her front door before anyone rang the bell.
: How are you all doing? What's happened? Agnes DiPesto
: Well, we've been busy: Five of our clients killed their spouses for the insurance money. Eight were part of love triangles where one member was killed by the other two. And Bert and I did episodes of our own.
: Mr. Addison, I'm glad you're here. David Addison Jr.
: You and your entire gender, Agnes.