Dr. Garret Macy
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Dr. Garret Macy (Character)
from "Crossing Jordan" (2001)

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"Crossing Jordan: Fire in the Sky (#4.8)" (2004)
Dr. Garret Macy: [Reading a eulogy at the site of the plance crash] As I stand on a mountaintop as the great bird approaches, she is small in my sight but grows larger on approach, until I am blessed with a full sight of her graceful wings, proud countenance and good company. All too quickly, she grows small again on the horizon and disappears from view. And I call out: There, she's gone! But there are other mountaintops beyond me. And at the precise moment when I note the great bird's departure from my view, I know there are new eyes taking up the sight of her and fresh voices calling out: Here, she comes!

Dr. Garret Macy: The above prose is an adaptation of Rev. Henry Van Dyke's A Parable of Immortality

"Crossing Jordan: Blue Moon (#4.6)" (2004)
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Don't worry about it, I'm a big girl.
Dr. Garret Macy: Yeah, and he's a psychopath.
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: And I'm not?

Dr. Garret Macy: [Garret and Bug are beginning the Leviathon's victim's autopsy. As Garret makes the Y-incision, nasty yellow fluid comes gushing out of the body's abdomen- both men yell and jump back] Even for me, that was disgusting.
Dr. Mahesh 'Bug' Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: Yeah, now my feet are cold and wet.

"Crossing Jordan: Born to Run (#1.4)" (2001)
Dr. Garret Macy: Why aren't you in school?
Abby Macy: I got suspended.
Dr. Garret Macy: Excuse me?
Abby Macy: God, just freak out before I get a chance to explain, why don't you?
Dr. Garret Macy: All right, you're right, I'm sorry. Please explain.
Abby Macy: It was totally stupid. My bio teacher caught me and this guy messing around in the supply closet.
Dr. Garret Macy: "Messing around." What does that mean, "messing around?"
Abby Macy: You know, messing around. You're not going to make me say it, are you?
Dr. Garret Macy: Are you talking about sex?
Abby Macy: Yes, Dad; I'm talking about sex. Can I finish?
[Macy nods, speechless]
Abby Macy: I mean, so, me and this kid get ratted out to the principal, and she suspends me for four days. It's really, really not a big deal; it's just that, you know, the school's probably gonna call you, so I figured I'd give you a heads up.
Dr. Garret Macy: Oh, well, thank you, Abby. Thank you so much for keeping me in the loop. I really appreciate it.

"Crossing Jordan: Cruel & Unusual (#2.17)" (2003)
Leslie Winton: I prayed every night he wouldn't hurt anybody.
Dr. Garret Macy: But he did.

"Crossing Jordan: You Can't Go Home Again (#1.5)" (2001)
Dr. Garret Macy: What did you want for your 17th?
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Leopard skin trousers and unlimited sexual favors.
Dr. Garret Macy: And what did you get?
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Besides those?

"Crossing Jordan: Deja Past (#4.4)" (2004)
Dr. Garret Macy: Aren't you 10 years overdue for a dating life?
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Well, yea. But then I would have to cancel my subscription to Old Spinster Monthly.

"Crossing Jordan: Payback (#2.4)" (2002)
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Hey, Garret
Dr. Garret Macy: Where have you been?
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Burning bridges.
Dr. Garret Macy: I'm going to hope that's a figure of speech.

"Crossing Jordan: Is That Plutonium in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Happy to See Me? (#3.4)" (2004)
Bug: Yea, human error. Responsible for the majority of bungled, botched, and boneheaded messes in this world.
Macy: Only if you're alloting for a lot of aliiteration.

"Crossing Jordan: Out of Sight (#4.2)" (2004)
Dr. Garret Macy: Pack a bag. You're going to Mississippi with Jordan.
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Okay... Say what?
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Thanks Garret. I could use the help.
Dr. Garret Macy: As a bodyguard.
Dr. Nigel Townsend: SAY WHAT!
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: I'll book the tickets and rent the car.
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Say what?