Detective Woody Hoyt
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Detective Woody Hoyt (Character)
from "Crossing Jordan" (2001)

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"Crossing Jordan: Blue Moon (#4.6)" (2004)
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: The moon's in Uranus.
Det. Woody Hoyt: Excuse me?

Det. Woody Hoyt: Me homicide, you narcotics!
Det. Luisa Santana: And he my collar, Tarzan!

Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: She's cute.
Det. Woody Hoyt: Who? Her?
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Yeah.
Det. Woody Hoyt: Hadn't noticed. I'm serious. I hadn't.
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: You know, that's what I love about you, Woody.
Det. Woody Hoyt: What?
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Oh...
Det. Woody Hoyt: What, Jordan? What do you love about me? Come on!

Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Heard about the macho, action hero ending tonight.
Det. Woody Hoyt: Yeah. Thanks to your tip. You know, Jordan, every once in awhile, you do something that makes all the rest of it worthwhile.
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: You know, because it's been a long night, and I'm still freezing my ass off, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
Det. Woody Hoyt: Come on, let me buy you a hot toddy.

"Crossing Jordan: After Dark (#4.1)" (2004)
Devan Maguire: [looks at Governor's Ball invitation] Uh, Woody? This Governor's Ball?
Det. Woody Hoyt: It's done, I'm over it, it's finished.
Devan Maguire: It's next week.
[Woody grabs the invitation and looks at it]
Devan Maguire: Biggest night of your life...
Det. Woody Hoyt: Unbelievable.

Devan Maguire: [Woody hands Devan his tux jacket and starts loosening his tie] What are you doing?
Det. Woody Hoyt: What does it look like?
Devan Maguire: Chippendale's
Det. Woody Hoyt: [Sarcastic laughter] Hahahahaha.
[takes off dress shirt revealing wife beater]
Det. Woody Hoyt: In your dreams.
Devan Maguire: Hahahahaha.
[sarcastic laughter]
Devan Maguire: Nightmares.

"Crossing Jordan: Deja Past (#4.4)" (2004)
Det. Woody Hoyt: Did you just flirt with me?
Devan Maguire: I may have... accidentally.

Det. Woody Hoyt: It's a little thing we call leg work.
Devan Maguire: Oh yeah. Well it's a dumb way to make a living.
Det. Woody Hoyt: And cutting up dead people isn't?

"Crossing Jordan: Intruded (#4.3)" (2004)
Det. Woody Hoyt: It shouldn't take a man this long to get to first base, Jordan.
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: I don't know, Woody. I'm really not into baseball analogies. They remind me of my dad, you know. And then I got him in my head. And that gets even really warped for me.

Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: I'm sorry, Woody. You know, we tried this once before.
Det. Woody Hoyt: We have?
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Yeah, you know, that time in California.
Det. Woody Hoyt: Jordan, that was like a kiss I'd give my aunt.
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: You French kiss your aunt?

"Crossing Jordan: Don't Look Back (#2.8)" (2002)
Detective Woody Hoyt: [to Jordan] Stay in the car.
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: What exactly in our past makes you think I'll do that?

"Crossing Jordan: Road Kill (#5.7)" (2005)
Woody: [to Pollock] You print a word of this we're going to have every looky-loo from here to Kalamazoo tailing us.

"Crossing Jordan: Someone to Watch Over Me (#5.16)" (2006)
Det. Woody Hoyt: I guess I'll get this over with and just apologize.
Detective Tallulah 'Lu' Simmons: What makes you think you have to apologize?
Det. Woody Hoyt: I'm the guy, you're the girl... it's a given.

"Crossing Jordan: Crash (#6.17)" (2007)
Jordan: You really are a boyscout aren't you?
Woody: Troop 1126.

"Crossing Jordan: Luck Be a Lady (#5.2)" (2005)
Detective Woody Hoyt: Did you see their badges? Just answer the question, did you see their stinkin' badges?

"Crossing Jordan: He Said, She Said (#3.11)" (2004)
Dr. Devan Maguire: I've always been a good judge of character. I read people very well and I don't think he's guilty.
Det. Woody Hoyt: I'm a pretty good judge of character too Devan. I had you pegged didn't I?
Dr. Devan Maguire: Don't tell me... Pushy, driven...
Det. Woody Hoyt: And sometimes intolerable. See... Impressive isn't it?

"Crossing Jordan: Sunset Division (#2.20)" (2003)
Detective Woody Hoyt: Since we've met, I have had to shoot that guy off the rooftop, we had to dig up those decomposed bodies from under the floorboards, that house blew up, and now I've been hit in the face with a trash can. Who gets hit in the face with a trash can? I'm not Wile E. Coyote, here!