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: Here's my new love seat. No one to share it with me. Samantha Stephens
: Miss O'Reilly, I would think a beauty queen like you would have dozens of hopelessly smitten suitors flinging themselves at your feet and your throne. Pleasure O'Reilly
: Well, naturally, I've been engaged a few times. I guess about sixteen. Samantha Stephens
: And none of them was Mr. Right? Pleasure O'Reilly
: That may seem like a lot, but six of the engagements were to the same fellow. Thor Swenson.
: Oh, boy, oh, boy, Mrs. Stephens, are you ever lucky to have such a sweet-tempered dream of a man for a hubby like Darrin. Hold on to him. Samantha Stephens
: I intend to.
: Good evening, Miss O'Reilly. Did you lock yourself out or something? Pleasure O'Reilly
: Oh, Darrin, thank goodness. I hope I'm not disturbing you, but, but, I'm so frightened.
: Thor "Thunderbolt" Swenson, The Manglers' offensive fullback? Pleasure O'Reilly
: Who else? Samantha Stephens
: Maybe one of the other ten boys you've been engaged to?
: Darrin, how can I ever repay you? Samantha Stephens
: You don't owe him a thing!
: [referring to Thor "Thunderbolt" Swenson
] Would you believe something? He's so unreasonable. He doesn't even trust our Mayor. Samantha Stephens
: I know our mayor. There's nothing unreasonable about that.