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Phyllis Stephens (Character)
from "Bewitched" (1964)

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"Bewitched: A Nice Little Dinner Party (#1.19)" (1965)
Darrin Stephens: [about Endora] She's a very interesting women isn't she?
Phyllis Stephens: Yes. But I wouldn't worry about that dear. Samantha probably takes after her father.

Endora: I hope you appreciate what an amusing man your husband is, Mrs. Stephens.
Phyllis Stephens: Yes. He's a regular Milton Berle.

Phyllis Stephens: I'm not upset. I must say I'm a little surprised that after forty years of marriage, my husband should turn out to be a senior delinquent, but I'm not upset.
[puts the coffee pot in the fridge]
Darrin Stephens: Mom, you just put the coffee pot in the fridge.
Phyllis Stephens: You wanted more?

Phyllis Stephens: And now, would you like another cup of divorce?

"Bewitched: Samantha's Secret Is Discovered (#6.18)" (1970)
Phyllis Stephens: When the mind starts to go, what can anyone say?
Endora: [cheerfully] What about, "Bon Voyage!"?

Phyllis Stephens: Well, don't worry about me, Son. I'll disappear quietly into oblivion, and your father will be all right. He's young. He can remarry, even start a new family. Wouldn't you like a baby brother?

Samantha Stephens: I'm a witch. So is my mother.
Phyllis Stephens: Oh, Samantha! That's ridiculous. I'm not so sure about your mother.

"Bewitched: Samantha Meets the Folks (#1.14)" (1964)
Phyllis Stephens: Do you get to see much of your mother?
Samantha Stephens: Oh, she pops in and out.

Aunt Clara: Wouldn't you like to see my doorknob collection?
Phyllis Stephens: I beg your pardon?
Samantha Stephens: Aunt Clara collects doorknobs.
Aunt Clara: I have three thousand.

Phyllis Stephens: Do you know how to make Pineapple Upside Down Cake?
Samantha Stephens: No, I don't.
Phyllis Stephens: Then there are his hives.
Samantha Stephens: I don't know how to make them either.
Phyllis Stephens: No, no, dear. That's an allergy.