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Harold Harold (Character)
from "Bewitched" (1964)

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"Bewitched: Driving Is the Only Way to Fly (#1.26)" (1965)
Samantha Stephens: My name is Samantha Stephens. Aren't you gonna tell me yours?
Harold Harold: Harold Harold here.
Samantha Stephens: Hello, hello there.

Samantha Stephens: Would you like to join me for a cup of coffee?
Harold Harold: Do you think we can both fit?

Samantha Stephens: How do you take it?
Harold Harold: Black. One third of a cup.
Samantha Stephens: Why only a third?
Harold Harold: To protect the carpet.
Samantha Stephens: [Harold shakes the coffee cup as Samantha gives it to him] I see what you mean.

Samantha Stephens: Mr. Harold. How long have you been an instructor?
Harold Harold: Three gruelling weeks.
Samantha Stephens: What did you do before that?
Harold Harold: Well, last month I was a cashier in a pizza parlour. And the month before, I was an apprentice plumber. And the month before that, I was a cheap shoe salesman.
Samantha Stephens: Four jobs in four months?
Harold Harold: I have four brothers-in-law who take turns hiring and firing me. It's a vicious circle. And that's why I tend to be insecure.

Samantha Stephens: [Samantha is being taught how to drive by the pantophobic Harold Harold] How am I doing?
Harold Harold: How to phrase it tactfully - You are rotten!