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: My name is Samantha Stephens. Aren't you gonna tell me yours? Harold Harold
: Harold Harold here. Samantha Stephens
: Hello, hello there.
: Would you like to join me for a cup of coffee? Harold Harold
: Do you think we can both fit?
: How do you take it? Harold Harold
: Black. One third of a cup. Samantha Stephens
: Why only a third? Harold Harold
: To protect the carpet. Samantha Stephens
: [Harold shakes the coffee cup as Samantha gives it to him
] I see what you mean.
: Mr. Harold. How long have you been an instructor? Harold Harold
: Three gruelling weeks. Samantha Stephens
: What did you do before that? Harold Harold
: Well, last month I was a cashier in a pizza parlour. And the month before, I was an apprentice plumber. And the month before that, I was a cheap shoe salesman. Samantha Stephens
: Four jobs in four months? Harold Harold
: I have four brothers-in-law who take turns hiring and firing me. It's a vicious circle. And that's why I tend to be insecure.
: [Samantha is being taught how to drive by the pantophobic Harold Harold
] How am I doing? Harold Harold
: How to phrase it tactfully - You are rotten!