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Lt. Commander Quinton McHale
: Tinker, this afternoon you and Willie take her for a ride, say up err, up past the fishing village. Willy Moss
: In the jeep? Lt. Commander Quinton McHale
: In a jeep? In a canoe. 'Tinker' Bell
: Oh, so you want us to drown her. Lt. Commander Quinton McHale
: Not unless it's absolutely necessary.
: [the crew is looking at Ensign Parker's old summer camp photo album
] Hey, who's that guy over there? The guy with the hairy knees. Ensign Charles Parker
: Huh? Oh! That's Uncle Woody. He was our camp counselor. Boy, he was a great guy. Taught me how to swim in one lesson. Virgil Edwards
: In one lesson? You're kiddin'! Ensign Charles Parker
: No, really! He just took me out on the boat in the middle of the lake and threw me in. Willy Moss
: Man, that's really the hard way! Ensign Charles Parker
: Oh, once I cut my way out of the sack, it was easy. Boy, those were the good old days.