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: As a token of my gratitude for helping our furry friend, would you ladies kindly consider bearing my children?
[Sango strikes him on the head with her weapon
: Forgive me. It's hard to control myself around such beauties. Sango
: Who asked you?
: Thanks so much, Miroku. You saved me from... hmm?
[Miroku is stroking her behind as usual
: [slaps Miroku
] Keep your hands to yourself, pervert! Miroku
: You misunderstand. I was just making sure your flawless body wasn't harmed in anyway. Sango
: Not necessary, thank you!
: No, please don't make me go there, master. Miroku
: Come with us, or be sucked into my wind tunnel. Hatchi
: Ah! Alright, alright! Crooked Monk!
[Hatchi transforms into his squash form while they are still in a cave, grinding Miroku and Sango into the wall
: Don't transform in this small space you fool! Miroku
: Now I'm really going to suck you up.
: Someone has interfered. Hari
: Our business here is done. Kirara! Sango
[Hari has taken control over Kirara
: [to the hanyou children
] Just be careful you don't become warped like Inuyasha!
: How come no one's coming to rescue ME?
[Miroku breaks his fall, catching him with his Shakujo staff
: I've still got my whole life ahead of me! Sango
: We'd never abandon you! Shippo
] I was scared out of my wits! Miroku
: You're safe now.
[demon roars fiercely
: Well, maybe I spoke a little too soon... Sango
: It seems that way.
[Shippo perches on Sango's shoulder
: What'll we do?
[Sango looks shocked
: [stroking Sango's butt
] A touch of heaven to ease the tension of the moment!
[Sango growls, a slap is heard
: Gyah! Sango
: Could you try and focus for once? Miroku
: Couldn't help myself...
: [Miroku falls off Kilala at high altitude
] Miroku! Shippo
: I'll catch ya! Transform!
[transforms into a large bird, flies and catches Miroku
: Oh, I owe you one! You make a good albatross, Shippo. Shippo
] I'm a hawk!
: [Repeated lines
[During one of the anime sequence initiated from Miroku and Sango's team attack, Miroku pervertedly rubs Sango's rear-end as Sango uncomfortably freaks out
] Do you mind, Miroku? Keep your hands to yourself!
[Miroku freaks out as Sango throws her Hiraikotsu and Miroku unexpectedly dodges it for the Hiraikotsu to hit the enemies
: Sango! I've missed you!
: Wha- Houshi-sama, what are you-?
[stiffens as Miroku is shown to be rubbing her bottom
: Ah, how missed was this caress...
[Sango slaps Miroku
: [holding his now-red cheek
] Ah, how missed was this pain...