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[about Alice smoking a joint
: Oh-oh. She's adding ingredients to her personality.
: Don't worry. Don't worry about Alice, she? you think she's gone, she comes back. Like herpes. Judy
: Thanks, Skip.
: This is bullshit. Judy
: Luce... Lucy Collins
: No! I'm sorry, screw her! Judy
: Come on, Luce... Lucy Collins
: No! Don't! She has made a business out of persecuting me and I'm supposed to sit here, at my father's funeral, and watch her fuck-sing at Samantha?
] Lucy Collins
: Screw that!
: [Lucy and Judy enter the house
] Lucy Collins
: You remember Skip? Judy
: Yeah. Lucy Collins
: And the boys Tim and Jim, right? Skip Collins
: Yeah, close enough. Judy
: Hi guys, I'm uh, I'm Lucy's life partner. Fred Collins
: [Together with Ted
] Lesbians. Ted Collins
: [Together with Fred
: [on the couch reading, sees Ted and Fred
] Yes, boys? Fred Collins
: Can we help you with anything? Ted Collins
: Maybe intern with you? Judy
: [pauses and stares
] You can rub my feet if you want.
[sticks foot in the air
: I suppose I owe you an apology... Judy
: ...Are you working up to it?
: What're you laughing at? Ted Collins
: I don't know. Fred Collins
: But I can't wait to find out what you two vageniuses are up to. Judy
: What did you just say? Ted Collins
: Lez vocab word! Lucy Collins
: [to Judy
] What did he just call us? Judy
: Vageniuses. Fred Collins
: It's a compound compliment.
: This isn't about you so. Judy
: Are you talking to the sex toy? Alice Collins
: I'm sure you're a very nice lesbian. Is that the preferred term? Judy
: No, no. We prefer whore.