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Quotes for
Kate Collins (Character)
from Eulogy (2004)

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Eulogy (2004)
Kate Collins: I'm sorry about Grandpa.
Lucy Collins: Oh, Katie! Nobody blames you!

Daniel Collins: Hey, did we have a blackout last night?
Kate Collins: That's what I heard.
Skip Collins: Yeah, we sure did. I couldn't even find my room.
[Lucy smacks him with a newspaper]
Skip Collins: What?
Lucy Collins: You found my room all right.
Skip Collins: It was dark.
Lucy Collins: So you hid in my closet? With your *kids*?
Skip Collins: [shouts] We were lost!

Kate Collins: Hey, hey, hey! You guys! Could one of you *please* tell me one nice thing I can say about your dead father
Lucy Collins: [after a long pause] He often called me Andrea for no reason.
Daniel Collins: I was Barry.

Kate Collins: [reading a letter from Ryan out loud] Did you really leave me again? After all the seasons I spent waiting, watching out the window, listening at the door, waiting for the news of your return? for the news that you realized that someone important was waiting for you. A whole lifetime I've been waiting. I can't believe you're not coming back. I can't believe I'm supposed to stop waiting. I can't believe you left me again...
[ends letter]
Kate Collins: Grandpa didn't leave because of you, it was because of you he kept coming back. I hope you all realize that.

Skip Collins: Pop loved poetry.
Kate Collins: He did.
Skip Collins: Yeah. All the ones about Nantucket.
Skip Collins: I think his favorite was about a little handicapped girl. There once was a girl who was crippled, by the weight of her overgrown nipple.

Kate Collins: Uncle Skip and the twins were a little heavy with hormones, but they were at those ages...

Kate Collins: My family still observes a cocktail hour with a vengeance.

Alice Collins: I'm sorry, I live in the real world. I work hard at raising a decent family. You don't see me prancing around in my pajamas all day, starting up pillow fights with my topless girlfriend...
Kate Collins: ...What are we talking about?

[first lines]
Kate Collins: [practicing out loud] Hey, you don't know me... I don't know you...
Kate Collins: [narration] Twice in my life I've had to deliver bad news to someone I'd never met. The first time involved a cat that ran out in the middle of my driver's test. This time was a bit trickier.

Kate Collins: [narration] My grandmother always said she wished Alice came with a mute button.