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: You know, Colonel Lynch, chasing Hannibal Smith as much as we have, I've come to appreciate his sense of humor. Army Col. Lynch
: Sence of humor? You think that's funny, then? Hannibal Smith working under the name of Lynch?
: Excuse me, we're looking for an actor named Lynch. Army Col. Lynch
: His real name is John Smith. He's using Lynch as an alias. Film crew member
: Lynch? You'd think he could do better than that!
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith
: What kind of a rock did they find you under? Army Col. Lynch
: Not nearly as big as the one I'm going to use to crush you, Smith.
: Sir. Army Col. Lynch
] Do you have anything to report, sergeant? Lieutenant Wilson
: The fake A-Team showed up this morning and leanen real hard on Winnetka and his daughter to sell. Army Col. Lynch
: I am not interested in the fake A-Team! The military gave me one more shot at the real A-Team and I am not going to fail.
: [to himself
] Smith... after all this time.
Army Captain Royce
: We have 'em, sir. The plan worked perfectly! We have the A-Team locked in the truck. Army Col. Lynch
: No one else could do it, Captain. But I did.
Army Col. Lynch
: I'm gonna press him hard and see what happens. Now that won't snap him, will it? Mental Hospital Charge Nurse
: No, he's usually a lot of fun, however if he starts talking about ammonia, that's a clue he may become violent. Army Col. Lynch
: Violent? Mental Hospital Charge Nurse
: It hardly ever happens, but, eh, watch out. It's a trigger word for his aggressive cycle. Army Col. Lynch
Army Col. Lynch
: Well, who are we today? Harold Lloyd? King Kong? Napoleon's parrot? Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock
: I'm not nuts. I keep telling everybody. Don't you think I wanna get out of here and see E.T., just like everybody else?