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Amy Allen (Character)
from "The A-Team" (1983)

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"The A-Team: Mexican Slayride (#1.1)" (1983)
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: Tip the joint over? Very macho, but is this smart?
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: If I was smart, I wouldn't be working for some skirt with no money.
Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus: You learn to love him, Mama. But it takes a long time.
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: That's the same thing he said about you.

Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: Is this part of the plan?
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: No.
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: I didn't think so.

Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: Do you do this all the time?
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: We haven't done the movie company in six months.

Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: B.A. was telling me about the jazz... and I think I caught the fever.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: So?
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: So, you let me in, or I write the book and blow your cover.

Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: I love this jazz.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: What's your full name, kid?
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: Amy Amanda Allen.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Tripple A, huh?
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: Sounds like someone who belongs on the unit called the A-Team...

Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: [Disguised as Mr. Li] Law say no park here!
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: Please, don't yell at people!
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: [as Mr. Li] Yellow people? You don't like yellow people?
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: No, not yellow people. Yell at people. Don't yell at me, okay! I got a terrible headache.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: [as Mr. Li] You look like it! You go!

Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: [Referring to B.A] Why did he hit you?
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Hit me? If he hit me, I'd be in the hospital.

Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: Excuse me, but what are you doing?
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: We're tying him up so he won't kill us if he comes to.
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: I see.
[pause]
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: Excuse me again, but isn't he one of you? I mean, isn't he on the team?
Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Yes.
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: So then why did you have to drug him?
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: He hates the pilot.
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: Hates the pilot? Why?
Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Because our pilot is insane.

Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: What I don't understand is why you aren't all living in Switzerland, where it's safe?
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Because we're not Swiss. We're Americans. We got a little problem right now, but we'll work our way out of it somehow. In the mean time, we stick together and do what we do best.

Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: The pilot's really insane?
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: We think so.


"The A-Team: Children of Jamestown (#1.2)" (1983)
Hannibal: I believe it was General Grant who once said: When you are surrounded and outnumbered, there's only one way out.
Amy: Yeah? And what's that?
Hannibal: Surrender.

Amy: Wow. Those blood capsules are really realistic.
Face: Think so, huh? I accidentally swallowed the capsules. Hannibal split the inside of my lip.
Hannibal: Sorry, kid. You walked right into that one.
Face: [spitting out a tooth] Oh, there goes another cap!
B.A. Baracus: Hannibal, why did you go bust Face-man in the lip for? You know you make him ugly you're gonna mess up our meal-ticket. We won't be able to get into good hotel rooms.

Amy: [captured by James' men and about to be executed] I thought they were supposed to be religious.
Hannibal: It's got nothing to do with Christianity, it's about power. He's a crazy cultist terrorizing kids.

Amy: I think that you are crude and disgusting. All you do is yell at me! 'The pancakes are lumpy!'
Face: The pancakes ARE lumpy!
Amy: 'The orange juice is too pulpy!'
Face: Will you shut up, Sue Ellen? Just shut your damn yap! You've been braying about coffee all morning so let's just get the coffee and let's go, okay?
Amy: OKAY!

Amy: So now what do we do? How do we get out of here?
Hannibal: Well first off we may not. We could die right here. Accept that. Anything else is just very good luck. Figure you're dead, can you do that?
Amy: Are you kidding?
B.A. Baracus: Look Amy, we all gotta accept death, that way we don't have no fear. It gives us the edge.
Amy: Well I don't think I can.
Face: Try. You gotta try.


"The A-Team: The Only Church in Town (#2.3)" (1983)
Amy Allen: [Amy and Face are sitting in the back of a car with a knocked out B.A. between them] He really does look so peaceful when he sleeps.
Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Well, at least this time he went out with a smile on his face.

Amy Allen: I don't think I've seen this side of you before. Why, I mean Face, ever since I've known you, you've had a different bombshell on your arm. I mean, I never... really thought any one woman could have this effect on you. I guess, eh, Leslie Bektall is maybe the reason why?
Templeton "Faceman" Peck: She was the only woman I ever loved.

Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: [travelling in a beat up old car] This map isn't gonna do us any good. It was designed for people who travel by donkey.
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: Yeah, well, it feels like we're travelling by donkey.


"The A-Team: When You Comin' Back, Range Rider?: Part 2 (#2.6)" (1983)
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: [Murdock mounts a horse like a real pro] Where did he learn how to do that?
Daniel Running Bear: Just like the real Range Rider.

Shelley - Daniel Running Bear's Nephew: Hey, he forgot his mask!
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: Nah, he didn't forget his mask. He just left it behind. Cause his job here is done.

Daniel Running Bear: They actually did it.
Reporter Amy Amanda Allen: They always do.


"The A-Team: West Coast Turnaround (#1.9)" (1983)
Amy: Hannibal's plans never work right. They just work.

Amy: You guys think you're gonna hang armored plating all over my new car? You're nuts!
Hannibal: You got us into this, Amy. We gotta use what's available.

Amy: Is he alright?
Face: Likes to see how big the slug is before he steps on him, is what he likes to do.
B.A.: [Hannibal mumbles] What did he say?
Face: He said I love it when a plan comes together.


"The A-Team: Recipe for Heavy Bread (#2.2)" (1983)
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: [the Team finds out Faceman has been using the alias 'Mr. Toney'] Mr. Toney? You gotta be kidding!
B.A. Baracus: Sounds like some hairdresser to me.
Amy Allen: Mr. Toney, isn't that the name of a famous L.A. decorator?

Amy Allen: Hannibal and the guys said you saved them in Vietnam. That you risked your life to feed the American soldiers.
Lin Duk Coo - Pastry Chef: I'm not political. Born in North Vietnam, forced to join army, but I make bread, cook like angel, so General Chow makes me personal chef. When he took over prison camp, I go, I cook.
Amy Allen: You're really something, you know that?
Lin Duk Coo - Pastry Chef: If you are friend of A-Team, if they make you a member, than you really are something like that.

Murdock: [British accent, about Lin's singing] By Jove, I think he's got it.
Amy Allen: Sort of.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: [British accent, to Murdock] Not really, sorry.


"The A-Team: Water, Water Everywhere (#2.10)" (1983)
Hannibal: Good work, Amy, did you have any trouble?
Amy: Let's just say the file clerk at the hall of records is kinda cute and has always wanted to work at a newspaper...

Hannibal: I'm gonna need something mobile. With a tank on it.
Face: Oh, that's all we need, just a tank with wheels, haha, no problem, I can get that at any Seven Eleven store. They're open twentyfour hours.
Amy Allen: Come on Face, we all know you can do it.


"The A-Team: Bad Time on the Border (#2.4)" (1983)
Amy Allen: B.A., didn't you say that Maria said her mother is really sick?
"B.A." Baracus: Yeah, real sick. And if we don't help her, she won't have anybody in the world.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Whoever separated them, isn't big on human diginity.
"B.A." Baracus: Yeah, when I get finished with them, they're gonna be real big on pain!

"B.A." Baracus: Come on Face, get out of the bathroom, I'm seasick too!
Amy Allen: Yeah Face, show us how to navigate by the stars.
[laughs]


"The A-Team: The Out-of-Towners (#1.7)" (1983)
Tracy Richter: [referring to Murdock] Your friend sure has a weird sense of humor.
Amy Amanda Allen: Yes, he has a weird sense of... something.

Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Face, I need garbage!
[slams the door]
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Now I dont just mean any garbage.
Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Ah, you mean a specific kind of garbage.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: When I say garbage, I mean garbage, dirty garbage.
Amy Amanda Allen: Most garbage is dirty, Hannibal. That's why they call it garbage.
"Howling Mad" Murdock: No, he means real garbage.
"B.A." Baracus: Only a sucker like you would understand garbage!


"The A-Team: A Nice Place to Visit (#1.13)" (1983)
B.A. Baracus: I don't start no trouble. I mind my own business.
Amy: B.A., going up to a traffic cop who's writing out a ticket for your van, and eating the citation right in front of his face, absolutely falls under starting trouble.

Amy: It's those maniacs.
Trish Brenner: Oh Amy, what are we gonna do?
Amy: Anything we can to keep those creeps from getting their hands on us.
Amy: [Grabbing a rifle from the wall] Oh, why didn't I pay more attention when the guys do this?


"The A-Team: Black Day at Bad Rock (#1.5)" (1983)
Amy Amanda Allen: What are these for?
"Faceman": Grills, they make great grills.
Amy Amanda Allen: Grills?
"Faceman": I thought we'd have barbecued Barbarian for brunch.

Amy Amanda Allen: What do you think happened?
Murdock: I don't know. It was supposed to be a simple gig, no air support, no nothing, just bring some old man's son from his kidnappers, but I got a red ball 1, that's big trouble. Bag's leaking means one of the team took some lead.
Amy Amanda Allen: It couldn't've been Hannibal, he made the call.
Murdock: Hannibal is not the one under the gun.


"The A-Team: One More Time (#1.10)" (1983)
Amy: Where's the pilot?
Murdock: It was kinda strange. I was just standing there talking to him, and all of a sudden, he fell in my arms.
Amy: You knocked him out.
Murdock: Let's not get technical.

Murdock: This is Kilo Charlie to Oscar Merlin One.
Amy: Murdock, can't you just call me Amy?
Murdock: No, that's not as much fun. Besides, all of these fighter guys got crazy names. Eh, Now, come on, how about, em, Penny? And I can be... Sky King!


"The A-Team: The Taxicab Wars (#2.7)" (1983)
Amy: [On dispatch duty] Lonestar Two, how it going down there?
"Faceman": It's quiet out here. Too quiet... I always wanted to say that.


"The A-Team: There's Always a Catch (#2.9)" (1983)
Amy: Murdock, why are you eating a sandwich that's frozen?
Murdock: I have to. I'm allergic to microwaves. They release space hamsters into my bloodstream.


"The A-Team: The Beast from the Belly of a Boeing (#1.12)" (1983)
Face: Where's Murdock? I had the field trip to the newspaper office all set up. I hope you didn't blow it, Amy.
Amy Amanda Allen: Murdock wasn't even at the hospital. Fact, when I got there they were moving his things out of his room. The front desk said the administration had made a change...
B.A. Baracus: What kind of a change can they make with a dude like that? Aside from giving him a new brain?


"The A-Team: When You Comin' Back, Range Rider?: Part 1 (#2.5)" (1983)
Col. Decker: [using a bull horn] This is Col. Decker of the U.S. army. You are completely surrounded.
"Hannibal" Smith: Ah, no kidding.
"Faceman": Colonel Decker, do you hear that?
Amy Allen: You know this guy?
"Faceman": Everyone in Vietnam knew him. He's one of those guys who always got the job done under any circumstances and he never lost any sleep over how he did it.
"B.A." Baracus: Yeah, Hannibal and this guy mixed it up once in the Doom Club.
Amy Allen: The Doom Club?
"Hannibal" Smith: Yeah, the Da Nang officers' open mess.
Amy Allen: So what, you didn't like the way he sugared his coffee?
"Hannibal" Smith: No, I didn't like the way he blew up Cong hospitals like it was his favorite sport.


"The A-Team: Pros and Cons (#1.3)" (1983)
Amy Amanda Allen: We found a book called 'The Reformed Convict' by Dwight Pepper.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Dr. Pepper? Are you kidding?
Amy Amanda Allen: It's his first book. He's a doctor of psychology from L.S.U
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Face, you're the good doctor.


"The A-Team: A Small and Deadly War (#1.4)" (1983)
Face: Replace the button on the collar with one from the kit.
Amy: Bringing me along to sow, how wonderfully sexist.
Face: Well, we each do what we have to do. If you think you can pick these three locks in ten minutes, then eh...


"The A-Team: The White Ballot (#2.12)" (1983)
Amy Allen: Hannibal, you must be slipping. I could tell it was you a mile a way. The nose is awfull and the hair! Where did you get it, mail order?
Diner Clerk: You got a problem, miss?
Amy Allen: I mean really, the thing looks like it's gonna start purring.
[tugs the man's hair, revealing a bald head underneath]