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: What's room service? Calvin Cambridge
: Well, you're in a hotel room, and you pick up the phone. You dial 6. You tell them what foods you want, and they send it up
] Calvin Cambridge
: for free!
: Did I come here to play, or did I come just for a show? Coach Wagner
: You were only here tonight to increase attendance, not to play.
: Can you sign this? It's for my niece. Calvin Cambridge
: Sure. What's her name? Dirk Nowitzki
: Uhhh... Dirk.
[Calvin is about to eat a biscuit
] Miss Emma
: Say grace first! Calvin
: Oh, uh..."Jesus wept". Miss Emma
: Why? Calvin
: Why what? Miss Emma
: Why did Jesus weep? Calvin
: 'Cuz he was sad. Miss Emma
: *Why* was he sad? Calvin
: 'Cuz he was sad 'cuz they ain't let him eat his biscuit...
: [to his calm baby son
] One day this shop's gonna be yours.
[his baby son starts to cry loudly