From The Eiger Sanction
[Bowman watches the climb through his telescope
I say, old boy, are you using your scope? Do you mind if my wife has a peek.
British Tourist's Wife
Darling, tell him we'll pay for it.
We can pay for it, you know.
Get out of here. Either of you friggin' vampires ever touch this telescope, you're gonna need surgery to get it out of your ass!