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[after hearing the squeaking of the janitor's garbage can
] Angela Moore
: It's coming closer! He's coming! He's coming for all of us!
: But that would mean... Eric Matthews
: Dun, Dun, Dun. Cory Matthews
: The killer is one of us. Shawn Hunter
: Like in 'The Killer is One of Us.' Eric Matthews
: Dun, Dun, Dun. Topanga Lawrence-Matthews
: Enough already! Shawn Hunter
: Why? Do we upset you? Topanga Lawrence-Matthews
: Yes. Cory Matthews
: Upset you enough... to kill? Eric Matthews
: Dun, dun, dun. I'm done.
: Well, is anyone of us safe? Shawn Hunter
: Yeah, Virgins! Virgins never die! Cory Matthews
: [Turns to Topanga
] All right! Thanks for saving me. Eric Matthews
: [proud of himself
] I'm dead. Jack Hunter
: I'm dead. Shawn Hunter
: I'll get as sick as you can get without actually dying. Angela Moore
: Feeny, he's dead. Shawn Hunter
, Eric Matthews
] Go, Feeny! Go, Feeny! Go, Feeny!
: There's blood on the blackboard, Shawn, I don't think it's because he ran out of chalk!
: There's blood on the black board! I don't think it's because he ran out of chalk Shawn!
: This doesn't make any sense. Shawn Hunter
: It does if you've seen as many horror movies as I have. This is classic. The locked door, the scary janitor, the bloody warning and... our soon to be first victim.
[Everyone looks at Kenny
: Me? Why me? Cory Matthews
: Well, Kenny, it's certainly not going to be any of us.
: [Shawn and Sergeant Moore are standing in Angela's doorway, dressed in their army uniforms
] Will you stop bothering my father? Sergeant Moore
: I asked him to come here, Angela. Angela Moore
: Why? Sergeant Moore
: Because I'm leaving and I wanted to say goodbye and I wanted to know that you are all right. Angela Moore
: Yeah, well I'm better than all right. I'm in my new apartment with my friends, looking forward to the next part of *my* life. Topanga Lawrence
: That's right, Sergeant Moore. Rachel McGuire
: Three women together. Sergeant Moore
: Dismissed! Topanga Lawrence
: Yes, sir. Rachel McGuire
: Gone sir!
: There is no relationship! You don't know what you're talking about. Shawn Hunter
: Hey, he told me, okay? Angela Moore
: Oh, no. How could you do that? Shawn Hunter
: How could *you've* not tell me? Angela Moore
: That my mother walked out on me just like your mother walked out on you? Shawn Hunter
: Yes! Don't you think I would've understood? Don't you think that that would have brought us closer together? Angela Moore
: Yes! I don't want to be closer together! Shawn Hunter
: Why not? Sergeant Moore
: Yeah, why not? Angela Moore
: Because I don't want to hurt you. Shawn Hunter
: What are you talking about? You're already killing me. How are you going to hurt me more if you love me? Angela Moore
: I can't love you. Shawn Hunter
: Why not? Angela Moore
] Because. Shawn Hunter
: Because why? Angela Moore
: Because I'll leave you!
[She starts moving towards the stairs but Sergeant Moore stops her by grabbing her arms
] Sergeant Moore
: No. Nuh-uh, nuh-uh no. Do *not* surrender to this! I did not raise a daughter to surrender!
[He takes her hands in his
] Sergeant Moore
: You are not your mother. You're you! The difference between your mother and you, is that she was not in love. And you are. Angela Moore
: Daddy, I'm so sorry. Sergeant Moore
: It's okay. *I'm* okay. But this is about you. I just want you to be happy, but how can you ever be happy if you're afraid to tell the man you love that you love him?
[Angela walks back over to Shawn
] Angela Moore
: I love you! I love you so much! I just don't want to hurt you anymore. Shawn Hunter
: I love you too. I always have. Sergeant Moore
: You take care of my daughter, young man. Shawn Hunter
: Sir, yes sir.
: My soap opera name is Patrick Trailer Park. Angela Moore
: Well, mine is Shawnene Martin Luther King Boulevard.
] Angela Moore
: Gosh, I gotta get some black friends. Rachel McGuire
: So, Topanga what's your middle name? Topanga Lawrence
: I don't wanna play. Jack Hunter
: Why not? Topanga Lawrence
: I have a weird middle name. Jack Hunter
: Your first name's Topanga. What could your middle name be? Shmaboogie?
: Cory Matthews wakes up one morning. He kisses his lovely wife. He leaves his nice suburban home and then he gets hit by a bus. Shawn Hunter
: I'll miss you buddy! Cory Matthews
: No, I don't get hit by a bus. Stuart
: Why not? Cory Matthews
: Because I use the crosswalks, memorize the bus schedule and, if I got a wife like Topanga, I ain't leaving the house! Stuart
: Bus hits you anyway. Now, what's that called? Angela Moore
: It's fate. Doesn't matter if you stay in or go out, your life is pre-destined and there's nothing you can do about it. Cory Matthews
: So you mean that bus is going to drive right through my house to get to me? Angela Moore
: Yes, it is. Shawn Hunter
: I'll miss you buddy!
: You forgot the rings didn't you? Eric Matthews
: Yes but I remembered my underwear.
[Suddenly scared he grabs Angela by the arm
] Eric Matthews
: No I didn't!
: [trying to convince Angela that he doesn't love her after he tells her that he does
] Nope you mean nothing. Angela Moore
: [kisses him again
] Good for you. Shawn Hunter
: [Angela leaves and he looks at Topanga
] Cold Shower! NOW!
: [to Topanga
] Okay, what's with you? Feeny asked twenty questions, and you only answered twelve.
: Let me ask you this. In all the time you were with Shawn, did he ever call out the name Topanga? Angela Moore
: No, but he called out the name Cory. Cory
: In what context? Angela Moore
: In the context of how stupid you are!
: You're not pregnant. Topanga
: I'll get pregnant; get out of my way!
: No offense, Cory, but your project looks like its ripped off by that show on MTV, "The Real World"? Cory Matthews
: I have no knowledge of this real world of which your speak. My real world is the real, real world.