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Rachel McGuire (Character)
from "Boy Meets World" (1993)

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"Boy Meets World: Santa's Little Helpers (#6.11)" (1998)
Jack Hunter: I'm not gonna be an elf. I was depressed enough about not going to the Bajamas, this little green, pointy hat is gonna really push me over the edge.
Rachel McGuire: Oh, come on, Jack. Look, we're stuck here in town alone. Look, we'll be working together. It'll be fun.
[She puts the green hat on his head and immediately begins laughing]
Rachel McGuire: Oh, look how cute you are!
Eric Matthews: Yeah, plus you're gonna be making like five bucks an hour.
Jack Hunter: Wait a second, you get twelve bucks an hour?
Eric Matthews: Hi, I'm Santa. You're just an elf. Read your bible.

Manager: Santa? Mrs C? Elf-boy? Yeah, I just got word that, uh, a busload of children from St. Mary's just arrived. Now, these are children without parents and no money at all so you know that that means.
Rachel McGuire: [sad] Yeah.
Manager: That they're not gonna buy anything so get rid of 'em as fast as you can. Ugh. Here comes the little darlings now.
[puts on a smile and excitedly walks towards the kids]
Manager: Hello you little darlings!
Eric Matthews: Wow.
Rachel McGuire: No parents.
Jack Hunter: That's really tough.
Eric Matthews: You know what? We should give them a little attention.

"Boy Meets World: You Light Up My Union (#7.5)" (1999)
Rachel McGuire: We were going to watch a movie.
Cory Matthews: Movie?
Shawn Hunter: Dark.
Cory Matthews: Good. Movie good.
[Cory picks up a stack of videos on the coffee table]
Cory Matthews: All right. Let's see what you got. "Estrogen on Parade", "Put Down The Seat" and "These Shoes or These Shoes". Well, these are very lovely. However, no.
Shawn Hunter: Perhaps the girls are unaware of Jennifer Lopez vs. Carmen Electra on Celebrity Deathmatch. In pudding. On ponies.

Rachel McGuire: They went through my underwear drawer!
Cory Matthews: Oh Rachel, that's just ludicrous now!
Topanga: Did you?
Cory Matthews: [pointing at Shawn] He made me!
Shawn Hunter: My name is Shawn and I have a problem.

"Boy Meets World: Angela's Men (#7.3)" (1999)
Angela Moore: [Shawn and Sergeant Moore are standing in Angela's doorway, dressed in their army uniforms] Will you stop bothering my father?
Sergeant Moore: I asked him to come here, Angela.
Angela Moore: Why?
Sergeant Moore: Because I'm leaving and I wanted to say goodbye and I wanted to know that you are all right.
Angela Moore: Yeah, well I'm better than all right. I'm in my new apartment with my friends, looking forward to the next part of *my* life.
Topanga Lawrence: That's right, Sergeant Moore.
Rachel McGuire: Three women together.
Sergeant Moore: Dismissed!
Topanga Lawrence: Yes, sir.
Rachel McGuire: Gone sir!

"Boy Meets World: Everybody Loves Stuart (#6.7)" (1998)
Shawn Hunter: My soap opera name is Patrick Trailer Park.
Angela Moore: Well, mine is Shawnene Martin Luther King Boulevard.
[Everyone stares]
Angela Moore: Gosh, I gotta get some black friends.
Rachel McGuire: So, Topanga what's your middle name?
Topanga Lawrence: I don't wanna play.
Jack Hunter: Why not?
Topanga Lawrence: I have a weird middle name.
Jack Hunter: Your first name's Topanga. What could your middle name be? Shmaboogie?