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Jack Hunter (Character)
from "Boy Meets World" (1993)

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"Boy Meets World: Brothers (#5.1)" (1997)
Cory Matthews: I must've shown Eric like ten places. He doesn't like anything. Okay, one place has a white fridge. He wants avocado. Then he insists on something with an ocean view so he can relax his nerves.
Topanga Lawrence: Well, an ocean view sounds nice.
Cory Matthews: We live in Philadelphia!
Topanga Lawrence: Stop snapping. I'm the girlfriend.
Cory Matthews: Say kiss.
Topanga Lawrence: Kiss
[they do]
Cory Matthews: Sorry. It's just I don't understand Eric. He's got this great opportunity to be out of the house and instead he returns home to give *me* the business.
Topanga Lawrence: You know what you need? You need some college guy to walk down those stairs, announce that he's new in town and that he needs roommates.
Cory Matthews: If you love me, you could make that happen.
Jack Hunter: Excuse me. New guy in town. Going to Pennbrook. Just got a three bedroom apartment and I'm looking for roommates
Topanga Lawrence: I heard him talking outside but I do love you though.

Jack Hunter: Favorit color on three.
Eric Matthews: Go.
Eric Matthews, Jack Hunter: One, two, three. Blue!
Jack Hunter: See ya later, man!
Eric Matthews: Yeah, good to meet you.
[aside to Cory]
Eric Matthews: I don't like him.

Jack Hunter: Look, Shawn. I think we need to talk, okay?
Shawn Hunter: You turned your back on your father! And on me! There we talked.

Eric Matthews: Favorite movie.
Jack Hunter: On three.
Eric Matthews, Jack Hunter: One, two, three. Godfather! Part II!
Eric Matthews: [to Alan after Jack leaves] I don't get him.

Jack Hunter: You smoke?
Eric Matthews: No. Do you smoke?
Jack Hunter: No.
Eric Matthews: You like pets?
Jack Hunter: No. I have a hard enough time taking care of myself. You?
Eric Matthews: No, I'm not a pet guy. I got four kids though.
[Cory laughs as the other two stare at him, deadly serious]
Cory Matthews: I thought it was funny.

Shawn Hunter: Did you finally get up enough guilt about Dad to pay him a little pity call?
Jack Hunter: That's not it. I wanted to come here. I have a brother here. I came here to see you too!
Shawn Hunter: Yeah, right.


"Boy Meets World: And Then There Was Shawn (#5.17)" (1998)
Angela Moore: Well, is anyone of us safe?
Shawn Hunter: Yeah, Virgins! Virgins never die!
Cory Matthews: [Turns to Topanga] All right! Thanks for saving me.
Eric Matthews: [proud of himself] I'm dead.
Jack Hunter: I'm dead.
Shawn Hunter: I'll get as sick as you can get without actually dying.
Angela Moore: Feeny, he's dead.
Shawn Hunter, Eric Matthews: [sing-songy] Go, Feeny! Go, Feeny! Go, Feeny!

Jack Hunter: [Jack finds Eric and Jennifer dead] Eric! Feffy! Eric! He was my friend, my roommate! I didn't really know her.

Scream-Like Killer Voice: What's your favorite scary movie?
Jack Hunter: Oooh! Well, I like the one with the hottie-hot-hot from Party of Five.
Jennifer Love Fefferman: Neve Campbell?
Eric Matthews: Duh.

Shawn Hunter: [Every horror cliche he has predicted has come true] Why won't you believe me? It's all so predictable.
Jack Hunter: Oh, yeah? Then what's going to happen next?
Shawn Hunter: First, there'll be some strange, shrouded figure that none of us will see.
[They all turn around and don't see anybody; the killer creeps across them in front]
Shawn Hunter: Then the lights will flicker and Feeny will pop up and reveal his master plan to us.
P.A. Announcer: [the lights flicker] Here's a knife. Here's a gun. There'll be fun for everyone. Death is on the menu tonight!
[Feeny appears in the hallway; the others laugh]
Cory Matthews: Mr. Feeny, I have got to hand it to you. You have really outdone yourself this time. I mean, killing Kenny, obvious choice. But the pencil! George! I mean, that was genius!
Shawn Hunter: I knew it was you all along. What's the big lesson? What were you trying to teach us?
[He pats Feeny on the back; Feeny falls to his knees, then on his face, a pair of scissors sticking out of his back. Topanga falls to her knees]
Eric Matthews: Oh my gosh! They killed Feeny!
[Everybody runs away]
Shawn Hunter: I was wrong!

Shawn Hunter: [Every horror cliche he has predicted has come true] Why won't you believe me? It's all so predictable.
Jack Hunter: Oh, yeah? Then what's going to happen next?
Shawn Hunter: First, there'll be some strange, shrouded figure creeping behind us that none of us will see.
[They all turn around and don't see anybody; the killer creeps across them in front]
Shawn Hunter: Then the lights will flicker and Feeny will pop up and reveal his master plan to us.
P.A. Announcer: [the lights flicker] Here's a knife. Here's a gun. There'll be fun for everyone. Death is on the menu tonight!
[Feeny appears in the hallway; the others laugh]
Cory Matthews: Mr. Feeny, I have got to hand it to you. You have really outdone yourself this time. I mean, killing Kenny, obvious choice. But the pencil! George! I mean, that was genius!
Shawn Hunter: I knew it was you all along. What's the big lesson? What were you trying to teach us?
[He pats Feeny on the back; Feeny falls to his knees, then on his face, a pair of scissors sticking out of his back. Topanga falls to her knees]
Eric Matthews: Oh my gosh! They killed Feeny!
[Everybody runs away]
Shawn Hunter: I was wrong!


"Boy Meets World: Everybody Loves Stuart (#6.7)" (1998)
Eric: If there's one thing I know, it's people. I've lived among them. It's like a fifth sense.
Jack: You mean sixth sense?
Eric: No, man, that's smell. You gotta be lucky to get that one.

Shawn Hunter: My soap opera name is Patrick Trailer Park.
Angela Moore: Well, mine is Shawnene Martin Luther King Boulevard.
[Everyone stares]
Angela Moore: Gosh, I gotta get some black friends.
Rachel McGuire: So, Topanga what's your middle name?
Topanga Lawrence: I don't wanna play.
Jack Hunter: Why not?
Topanga Lawrence: I have a weird middle name.
Jack Hunter: Your first name's Topanga. What could your middle name be? Shmaboogie?

Eric Matthews: [staring at Rachel's backside] Look at that! How'd you like to come home to that every day?
Jack Hunter: We do come home to that. That's Rachel! You unbelievable, incredible buffoon.


"Boy Meets World: Santa's Little Helpers (#6.11)" (1998)
Jack Hunter: I'm not gonna be an elf. I was depressed enough about not going to the Bajamas, this little green, pointy hat is gonna really push me over the edge.
Rachel McGuire: Oh, come on, Jack. Look, we're stuck here in town alone. Look, we'll be working together. It'll be fun.
[She puts the green hat on his head and immediately begins laughing]
Rachel McGuire: Oh, look how cute you are!
Eric Matthews: Yeah, plus you're gonna be making like five bucks an hour.
Jack Hunter: Wait a second, you get twelve bucks an hour?
Eric Matthews: Hi, I'm Santa. You're just an elf. Read your bible.

Manager: Santa? Mrs C? Elf-boy? Yeah, I just got word that, uh, a busload of children from St. Mary's just arrived. Now, these are children without parents and no money at all so you know that that means.
Rachel McGuire: [sad] Yeah.
Manager: That they're not gonna buy anything so get rid of 'em as fast as you can. Ugh. Here comes the little darlings now.
[puts on a smile and excitedly walks towards the kids]
Manager: Hello you little darlings!
Eric Matthews: Wow.
Rachel McGuire: No parents.
Jack Hunter: That's really tough.
Eric Matthews: You know what? We should give them a little attention.


"Boy Meets World: It's Not You... It's Me (#5.3)" (1997)
Jack Hunter: Come on, Eric, you've had three weeks to write this paper.
Eric Matthews: You don't make fun of my learning disability!
Jack Hunter: You have a learning disability?
Eric Matthews: I would think so!

Jack Hunter: Let's just go home and write our papers man.
Eric Matthews: No, no, no. We're not gonna have to. You see, the beauty of defending the dean is that he's gonna give us an extension on the paper. We're never gonna have to do it or any paper thereafter. We're actually never gonna have to do any real work until we graduate, get jobs, befriend our bosses, get married, befriend our wives.
Jack Hunter: I just want to go to college. I just want to do the work.
Eric Matthews: Hey! I like you too much to let you do that.


"Boy Meets World: Honesty Night (#5.21)" (1998)
Shawn Hunter: To Jack, Eric, Cory and Topanga: Okay, I've gathered you all here today to ask one question. By a show of hands how many of us are sick over the Cory and Topanga issue? Eric you're the only one not raising your hand.
Eric: That's right.
Shawn Hunter: Why is that Eric?
Eric: Because I'm the extension.
Jack: You mean exception? Was today's word exception?
Eric: No today's word was pertinent but I didn't think that was... having anything to do with this situation.
Jack: Alright, by a show of hands how many people are tired of Eric?
Eric: Cool. It's ubiquitous.

Mr. George Feeny: Morning, boys.
Eric: Salutations, my didactic friend.
Mr. George Feeny: [shocked] ... Excuse me?
Jack: Hi. He said hi.
Mr. George Feeny: I know what he said. Does he know what he said?
Eric: [laughs] Oh, Mr. Feeny, I appreciate your sardonic jocularity.
Jack: It's his word-a-day calendar. It took him some time, but he's finally got it down.
Mr. George Feeny: Oh, well, Eric, I salute you. A good vocabulary is an important asset in life.
Eric: Well, thank you, Mr. Feeny.I'm certain my erudite loquaciousness will be most advantageous, particularly as regards to my intellectual discourse.
Mr. George Feeny: I can see where this is going to get old quick.
Jack: Can you? Snap him out of it.
Mr. George Feeny: So, Eric, have you perused the tastefully lascivious Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue?
Eric: Tushies for sale! Cool!
Jack: You're a good teacher, Mr. Feeny.
Mr. George Feeny: Yeah, well, when you live next door to a house full of psychos.


"Boy Meets World: We'll Have a Good Time Then (#6.13)" (1999)
Jack Hunter: [Chet just had a heart attack and is resting in a room at a hospital] Uh... I thought it'd be nice if he had his own room.
Shawn Hunter: Yeah, well, whatever this nice room costs, I'm paying half.
Jack Hunter: Aw, look, don't worry about it, man. My, my stepfather's willing to help out. You know, it's...
Shawn Hunter: My dad and I do not need charity from your family.
Jack Hunter: Shawn, you know...
Shawn Hunter: No, no - -how much does this room cost?
[Jack sighs]
Shawn Hunter: How much does the room cost?
Jack Hunter: $2,000...
Shawn Hunter: Oh. Okay.
Jack Hunter: ...a day.
Shawn Hunter: What? Are they out of their freaking minds?


"Boy Meets World: Better Than Average Cory (#6.5)" (1998)
Eric Matthews: [Jack has saved Rachel's life and she has offered him anything in return] What are you gonna ask her for?
Jack Hunter: Leave me alone.
Eric Matthews: What are you gonna ask her for?
Jack Hunter: Will you stop?
Eric Matthews: What are you gonna ask her for?
Jack Hunter: All right, you want the truth?
Eric Matthews: I can't handle the truth!


"Boy Meets World: You Light Up My Union (#7.5)" (1999)
Jack: Hey, how'd it go at the bank?
Eric Matthews: So good.
Jack: Great. Give me the deposit slip.
Eric Matthews: Don't actually have one.
Jack: Why?
Eric Matthews: Because I didn't deposit the money.
Jack: Why?
Eric Matthews: Because I did something better with it.
Jack: Why?
Eric Matthews: Because I gave it to a monkey.
Jack: You gave it to a monkey?
Eric Matthews: I didn't actually give it to a monkey. I gave it to the organ grinder so he can send for the monkey's girlfriend. Hi! Little apology maybe?


"Boy Meets World: Pickett Fences (#7.10)" (1999)
Jack Hunter: I'm out of a job.
Eric Matthews: [sucking Bridget's toe] And I'm in a new healthy relationship!


"Boy Meets World: Things Change (#5.23)" (1998)
Eric Matthews: There's going to be a lot of changes in your life, Cory. It's not the changes that matter, it's how you react to the changes. I mean, that's what makes you who you are.
Cory Matthews: Then I even accept that Feeny's retiring.
Eric Matthews: WHAAAAT?
Cory Matthews: He's moving to Jackson Hole.
Eric Matthews: Here in Philadelphia?
Jack Hunter: No, in Hawaii, you incredible, unbelievable moron.
Eric Matthews: Feeny can't do that! How can Feeny do that? I mean, I need him! He's my mentor, I go to him for everything! Why are you not more upset about this?
Cory Matthews: Hey, things change.


"Boy Meets World: Raging Cory (#5.12)" (1998)
Shawn Hunter: [Shawn and Jack begin wrestling on the bed] You come in here! You criticize my room! You spook my pig, and you turn out my light!
Jack Hunter: So?
Shawn Hunter: So, maybe I like the way I live! Maybe I wasn't born with my life on a silver spoon! Yeah. I like the way I was brought up! I like the way I was brought up. The only thing I didn't like is I didn't get to know my brother.
Jack Hunter: [Overpowers Shawn] Now say, "uncle".
Shawn Hunter: I don't know who my uncle is! I would've liked to know him, too.
[Gets on top of Jack]
Jack Hunter: His name's Dave! His name's Dave. He's in the corrugated box business. I can't breathe.
Shawn Hunter: [Gets off of Jack. Both sit up] We weren't fighting about the messy room, were we?
Jack Hunter: Just think, all those years we didn't know each other, we could've been beating the crap outta each other.
Shawn Hunter: I've waited 17 years to do this.
Jack Hunter: Oh, yeah? Well, back at you.
[Both start wrestling. Jack gets on top of Shawn]
Jack Hunter: Now say, "uncle'.
Shawn Hunter: Uncle!
Jack Hunter: Say "uncle" to your big brother!
Shawn Hunter: Uncle! Uncle Dave in the box business!


"Boy Meets World: Seven the Hard Way (#7.16)" (2000)
Jack: Eric?
Eric: [dressed like Noah] No, not Eric, not anymore
Jack: OK that's fine... ok, what is your name *now*?
Eric: Plays With Squirrels


"Boy Meets World: Angela's Men (#7.3)" (1999)
[In order to exact his revenge on Topanga, Eric is hiding in a print of "American Gothic" and is dressed as The Farmer. Jack stares at him and then at the floor and back at Eric]
Jack Hunter: I beg you. I beg you to seek help.
Eric Matthews: Oh, this is gonna be *so* sweet. Bye-bye Topanga.
Jack Hunter: Alright, you know what? Topanga is too smart for you. Anyone is!
Eric Matthews: Stay out of this, Jack. This is a one man mission. Will you help me?
Jack Hunter: [as he walks away] No.
Eric Matthews: Fine. I'll this myself.
[He turns toward The Wife in the painting]
Eric Matthews: You have a very large head. I don't know why I married you.
[He reacts to being pinched on his behind]
Eric Matthews: Hey!


"Boy Meets World: She's Having My Baby Back Ribs (#7.17)" (2000)
George Feeny: Unfortunately we live in a society where they tell us we have to look a certain way, so we're all under pressure to live up to unrealistic expectations.
Jack Hunter: Alright, I can't take it anymore. You know, I'm not really perfect. You know why I go to the gym? It's because in high school, they... well they used to have this little nickname for me. It was Jumbo Jack.
Eric: [laughs] Jumbo Jack! You were fat!
Jack Hunter: I was, alright? I just wanted people to like me.
Eric: Oh, that's alright. I like you, Jumbo Jack.


"Boy Meets World: Boy Meets Real World (#5.2)" (1997)
Jack Hunter: You know, the whole reason I wanted Shawn to move in here was so I'd get to know him. But he won't let me. I'm shallow, he resents me. I try to be honest with him, he runs out... Maybe this brother thing isn't gonna work, man.
Eric Matthews: Maybe you're right. Why don't you just walk away? Then you won't be brothers anymore. Right?
Jack Hunter: Yeah, I mean we don't even know each other. What makes us brothers in the first place?
Eric Matthews: Okay. When I was 12, Cory and I went to a Phillys game. My father gave me just enough money for two hot dogs, so I bought two hot dogs. 'Course, I realized by the time I got back to Cory, I ate them both. He cried!
[laughs]
Jack Hunter: This is very sad.
Eric Matthews: That was the happy part. You want sad? I went up and down the aisle, trying to collect money from people. A dime here, a quarter there. And I went and I bought Cory a hot dog. Man, he was so happy. He smiled, and then I smiled, because I felt good. You know, I mean I did the right thing, I was a good older brother. He started giggling... he reached his little hand out for that hot dog, and... took a foul ball right smack dab in the head, POW, knocked him unconcious. Cory doesn't giggle anymore.
Jack Hunter: Next to Wendy's unicorn monologue, that is the worst story I've ever heard.
Eric Matthews: Yeah, you know, you're right. That is a really bad story. So... why don't you tell me one about your brother?
[Jack says nothing]