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Professor Greg Hetson (Character)
from "Dawson's Creek" (1998)

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"Dawson's Creek: The Importance of Not Being Too Earnest (#6.3)" (2002)
Joey: I'm not a quitter.
Prof. Greg Hetson: [cynical tone] People love saying that. It's like they saw it in some movie once and they liked the way it sounded.

"Dawson's Creek: That Was Then (#6.16)" (2003)
Prof. Greg Hetson: Look, I don't feel right about unleashing Harley on you, but she's been extra loopy these days. I think it's drugs.
Joey Potter: It's called hormones. I wouldn't worry about it.
Prof. Greg Hetson: I'm very worried about her. She's got posters of boys on the ceiling above her bed. Why there, Potter? What purpose do you suppose those pictures would serve in that particular location?
Joey Potter: Professor Hetson, Harley is completely normal. One might even wonder that she's a cliche.
Prof. Greg Hetson: I don't like the sound of a "normal" girl. I corrupted a lot of those. They will do anything to not be normal. I want her to be a lot more like you, anxious, bookish, prone to having boyfriends dump you and moving far, far away.
Joey Potter: [annoyed] Thank you for the reminder.
Prof. Greg Hetson: So, no boys at the house, or calling the house, or slowing down while walking by the house.
Joey Potter: You better watch it. Sexual deviation may not be on Harley's mind. But if you keep being this strict with her she might realize that there's something fun and naughty she's apparently missing.